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(Created page with "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME THAT UVE HEARD OF THIS SHOW. I CANT FIGURE OUT Y NO 1 REMEMBERS THIS CLASSIC 80S SITCOM! I'M NOT CRAZY OK? HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF MY CLASSIC ALFRED THE NOT DRUGS DEALER LUNCH BOX AND THERMOS: left|thumb|My Classic Alfred the Not Drugs Dealer Thermos thumb|390x390px|My Classic Alfred the Not Drugs Dealer Lunch Box I was OBSESSED with Alfred the Not Drugs Dealer when I was gro...") |
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME THAT UVE HEARD OF THIS SHOW. I CANT FIGURE OUT Y NO 1 REMEMBERS THIS CLASSIC 80S SITCOM! I'M NOT CRAZY OK? HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF MY CLASSIC ALFRED THE NOT DRUGS DEALER LUNCH BOX AND THERMOS:
[[File:Alfred Thermos.png|left|thumb|My Classic Alfred the Not Drugs Dealer Thermos]]▼
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I was OBSESSED with Alfred the Not Drugs Dealer when I was growing up in the 80s I never missed an episode. Well like I said before I NO ONE and I mean NO ONE remembers this show and they act like I'm crazy when I show them my Classic Alfred lunch box and thermos like I said.
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The Video was obviously a recording of an Old VHS tape that someone had taped off of live TV. The channel announcer said "Remember kids tonight is a special airing of 'Alfred the Not Drugs Dealer' its a secret epesode that will never be on DVD or YouTube in the future when those things exist" I was SOOOO Pumped. Before it played the secret episode it played a rerun of an episode that I remembered so well from my childhood. It was the one where Alfred uses his trusty 357 magnum and shoots a bunch of evil gang members for doing Claritin. OH the memories! But then it preceeded to play the lost epesode.
----Alfred's mom was in the kitchen cooking some lunch and Alfred came in the room and said "Sup homedogs?" The live studio audience cheered for him like they always did when he came on screen. Alfred's mom said "Lunch is almost ready but I think I heard the mailman can you get the mail for me?" Alfred said "Sho thing Mama, Smell ya later!" (The audience laughed) Alfred went outside and saw a lagre package. He opened it and when he did static appeared on the the screen in the area, and a lo-fi staticy voice said something but I couldn't understand it. I was a little disappointed, it seemed like the VHS had been damaged... Anyway Alfred said "Yo dawn that ain't hop with no jive y'all, what y'all thinking y'all's doing crackalacka?" (Crackalacka is Alfred the Not Drug Dealer's catchphrase). Then i saw what appeared to be an empty auditorium and a voice said "This epesode was NOT filmed in front of a live studio audience - the darkness has take them!" I said "WHAT!?" out loud and couldn't believe what I was seeing...▼
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In the next scene Alfred was in his room writing his manifesto about not dealing drugs and his Mama came in and said "I don't like your friend Alfred, He's giving me weird looks." Alfred said "Yo dawg you say that about every guy you meet, yo!" (The audience lauged hysterically) she said "Alfred, I don't think you're friend is from this planet!" "You say dat about all my friends to Ma!" Alfred said (The audience lauged again). She said "NO Alfred, he's from another dimension!" the screen cut to static and it sounded like the laughtrack was screaming now and the screen was flashing the word "Laugh". I was so confused.
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The tape then cut again to Alfred's bedroom and and the staticy thing from earlier was in his closet. Alfred was angry "Ma! We need to lay out traps the pest is still in the house! I Told you we should call an exterminator!" Alfred's mom came in the room, but she looked like a rotting corpse - like a zombie! Alfred said "Mama put your makeup on!" but then her head fell off and there was another really loud laughtrack. The static thing then moved out of the closet and suddenly Alfred had hyperrealistic eyes and said "Yo kids I'm gonna commit suicide." Here's a screenshot:
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Alfred then leaped from his second story window and he landed on the concrete sidewalk. It then showed him with his head twisted backwards and his eyes had poped out and they were still hyperrealistic and blood was all over the ground. Another loud laughtrack played. Then for some reason the Seinfeld theme played. I threw up.
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After that I woke up, and I don't really notice any differences as I write this now. I can't help notice though that there is no sun and it's really cold and there is no one else in the world. There are cameras and stage lights everywhere which is a bit odd, but I will update you with more.
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