All Heil Silver Tip the Great and Powerful!: Difference between revisions

The bald bearded man, who bore a remarkable resemblance to the award-winning author-artist Shel Silverstein, extracted the hastily-stapled bundle of pages from the manila folder. The paper was brittledbrittle and yellowed with age and resembled an arcane volume that was hidden away in a secret compartment in some far-off antiquarian library or monastery. Surprisingly, it was in fairly good condition despite the numerous stains and smears, small fingerprints and chew marks made by some great drooly beast that went by the ludicrous name of Peanut Von Strudel. It also featured text in a primitive language he immediately recognized as English of Usa origin. His eyes were immediately drawn to an illustration that showed the face of a majestic silvery-gray wolf. The scrawling text surrounding it read as followed:</nowiki>