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The Chipmunks then went inside the house. The camera then panned in the living room. As usual, we wanted to depict The Chipmunks living the life when it came to superstars. The room was large in size with a giant projector and multiple TVs surrounding it. Big speakers were on the sides, with a nice studio being seen on the left side. On the right side there was the Kitchen, with multiple empty pizza boxes and soda bottles on the table. It then switched to the room. There were 3 beds, 2 king sized to accompany Alvin and Simon's lovers and one medium sized bed for theodore alone. Then the bathroom, which was just about what tou would expected. Then it cut to the living room again. "Man, it's certainly weird around with Dave being gone." Simon said. As he said that, something that can only be described as weird happened. When the camera switched to Alvin as he was about to give his dialogue, he sounded extremely faint. The background music was still playing at normal volume, it was just Alvin that sounded like he was almost whispering. It was barely audible, even with the speakers at full volume. I had quadruple checked this pilot and wrote extensive notes for each scene, no such error existed in my mixing and mastering in the studio and triple checks after I did that. The executives looked confused. "Must be some sort of unforseen error." I said. Then after Alvin's nonexistent dialogue, the camera switched to Theodore for his dialogue, and now the background music was completely gone. Once again, this was no such error i've seen in my testing. It created a slightly eerie vibe to the scene. "Yeah. But he'll be in our hearts forever." Theodore said. As he said this, the camera froze. It was just stuck on Theodore's face... Theodore then started making micro movements, shaking and twitching.. At this point I wondered if the film itself was just defective. Maybe I dropped it or scratched it? |
The Chipmunks then went inside the house. The camera then panned in the living room. As usual, we wanted to depict The Chipmunks living the life when it came to superstars. The room was large in size with a giant projector and multiple TVs surrounding it. Big speakers were on the sides, with a nice studio being seen on the left side. On the right side there was the Kitchen, with multiple empty pizza boxes and soda bottles on the table. It then switched to the room. There were 3 beds, 2 king sized to accompany Alvin and Simon's lovers and one medium sized bed for theodore alone. Then the bathroom, which was just about what tou would expected. Then it cut to the living room again. "Man, it's certainly weird around with Dave being gone." Simon said. As he said that, something that can only be described as weird happened. When the camera switched to Alvin as he was about to give his dialogue, he sounded extremely faint. The background music was still playing at normal volume, it was just Alvin that sounded like he was almost whispering. It was barely audible, even with the speakers at full volume. I had quadruple checked this pilot and wrote extensive notes for each scene, no such error existed in my mixing and mastering in the studio and triple checks after I did that. The executives looked confused. "Must be some sort of unforseen error." I said. Then after Alvin's nonexistent dialogue, the camera switched to Theodore for his dialogue, and now the background music was completely gone. Once again, this was no such error i've seen in my testing. It created a slightly eerie vibe to the scene. "Yeah. But he'll be in our hearts forever." Theodore said. As he said this, the camera froze. It was just stuck on Theodore's face... Theodore then started making micro movements, shaking and twitching.. At this point I wondered if the film itself was just defective. Maybe I dropped it or scratched it? |
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As I was about to get up and collect the film to check for damage, Theodore suddenly burst into tears VERY loudly. And this wasn't the average cartoon sort of crying, it sounded like Janice in the sound booth doing the voice was legitimately heartbroken. Theo sounded like he seen someone close to him get slaughtered. Then again this sounded completely out of character for Janice to even be crying this loudly in the rare times he did. "What's going on with this show, guys?" Janice said very confused. "I don't kno-" I was cut short by the pilot again. It suddenly cut to static and then showed The Chipmunks standing completely still at night. The environment was hardly visible with bright stars in the background. Grass was slightly moving and loud crickets could be heard. The Chipmunks then out of nowhere started to chant something, but in reverse. It sounded almost hebrew. After 15 seconds of this, black holes replaced their faces... Their faces were now jet black. This lasted for the next 15 seconds before it cut to an intermission... There was no intermissions inside of our pilot. It showed Alvin in what appeared to be Soviet Russia. I knew this because I could hardly make out a hammer and sickle in the background - Keep in mind this is the 70s. He then started talking in reverse again just like the chant earlier, but this time in Russian. I could only make out a couple words he said. "I know what sacrifices has to be made so our great country can survive through-" The rest I couldn't understand. |
As I was about to get up and collect the film to check for damage, Theodore suddenly burst into tears VERY loudly. And this wasn't the average cartoon sort of crying, it sounded like Janice in the sound booth doing the voice was legitimately heartbroken. Theo sounded like he seen someone close to him get slaughtered. Then again this sounded completely out of character for Janice to even be crying this loudly in the rare times he did. "What's going on with this show, guys?" Janice said very confused. "I don't kno-" I was cut short by the pilot again. It suddenly cut to static and then showed The Chipmunks standing completely still at night. The environment was hardly visible with bright stars in the background. Grass was slightly moving and loud crickets could be heard. The Chipmunks then out of nowhere started to chant something, but in reverse. It sounded almost hebrew. After 15 seconds of this, black holes replaced their faces... Their faces were now jet black. This lasted for the next 15 seconds before it cut to an intermission... There was no intermissions inside of our pilot. It showed Alvin in what appeared to be Soviet Russia. I knew this because I could hardly make out a hammer and sickle in the background - Keep in mind this is the 70s. He then started talking in reverse again just like the chant earlier, but this time in Russian. I could only make out a couple words he said. "I know what sacrifices has to be made so our great country can survive through-" The rest I couldn't understand. The next scene showed Simon and Theodore burning in HELL. There was fire everywhere and smoke covering most of the screen. 8 demons grabbed then and proceeded to tare them apart like nothing. They were feasting on the Chipmunk flesh as Simon and Theodore were screaming in an extremely loud high pitch, i'm surprised I could even hear it. |
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It then cut back to the episode. The pilot then COMPLETELY skipped the plot to the very end. Here's what the original pilot was: *Dave would greet The Chipmunks for the last time - The camera would showcase their house - The Chipmunks would then have a minute dialogue discussing Dave and what he's done for them and the misfortunes they went through - it would then cut to 1974 when Simon and Alvin meet their first lovers and would give a run down of their personas - and to finally end off the episode it would cut to the present date; 1975, having the lovers convince The Chipmunks to start performing again on stages with them this time, and a nice song to end the episode with the new cast being backup singers.* The episode faded into a big stage with The Chipmunks performing a song. I believe it was legacy to the brand... Witch Doctor I think. It was actually normal to the original pilot we've made, the entire scene. Welp... Until the end. Once the performance ended, it was supposed to pan out and fade to black into the outro with sounds of the audience cheering and clapping. Here the audience still cheered and clapped but cut to The Chipmunks on the stage. They had extra dialogue. "Now audience, wasn't that a impressive performance!" Alvin yelled to the crowd. "I surely thought it was, don't you guys think that as well?" Theodore yelled. The audience then started to cheer louder and louder each time The Chipmunks edged them on. It was honestly dragged out to the point where I though it would end like that abruptly. "Well, we have one more surprise performance planned for you loving fans!" Simon yelled. They then went behind the curtain for a couple seconds. "Oh, god..." I thought. What was going to happen now? Were they going to spew some sort of communist propaganda? Faces turn jet black again? Cut back to the beginning? Some random crazy shit that pertains to nothing? But what happened next is something my mind couldn't have ever imagined in 1,000 years. They came out the curtains with firearms, looking ready for war. The crowd then from the cartoonish style of applause and sound effects, cut to real audio from an actual crowd. "We've been suffering for the longest of times without mercy. God has given us hell on earth for no other reason than this. Now we know what our greater purpose is." The Chipmunks all said in unison. After their edgy little speech, Alvin then loaded a magazine inside his Assault Rifle and in his pistol, it revealed Simon to have a surplus of lethals around his waist and were setting them up to be thrown, and Theodore having a big Light Machine Gun strapped over his soldier with a 500 round mag. They then... Let loose without mercy... The cries... The blood... The screams... Everytime I close my eyes I still remember the scene... And sleep I remember the audio... It still haunts me to this day. Some of the crew and one of the executives then starting crying uncontrollably, Ross. Jr and Janice just looked in horror to what someone has done to their own brand. After the deed was done, they started running like professionals inside a marathon. The camera then panned down to the dead bodies.. At least 3000 died to the rampage they let loose. |
It then cut back to the episode. The pilot then COMPLETELY skipped the plot to the very end. Here's what the original pilot was: *Dave would greet The Chipmunks for the last time - The camera would showcase their house - The Chipmunks would then have a minute dialogue discussing Dave and what he's done for them and the misfortunes they went through - it would then cut to 1974 when Simon and Alvin meet their first lovers and would give a run down of their personas - and to finally end off the episode it would cut to the present date; 1975, having the lovers convince The Chipmunks to start performing again on stages with them this time, and a nice song to end the episode with the new cast being backup singers.* The episode faded into a big stage with The Chipmunks performing a song. I believe it was legacy to the brand... Witch Doctor I think. It was actually normal to the original pilot we've made, the entire scene. Welp... Until the end. Once the performance ended, it was supposed to pan out and fade to black into the outro with sounds of the audience cheering and clapping. Here the audience still cheered and clapped but cut to The Chipmunks on the stage. They had extra dialogue. "Now audience, wasn't that a impressive performance!" Alvin yelled to the crowd. "I surely thought it was, don't you guys think that as well?" Theodore yelled. The audience then started to cheer louder and louder each time The Chipmunks edged them on. It was honestly dragged out to the point where I though it would end like that abruptly. "Well, we have one more surprise performance planned for you loving fans!" Simon yelled. They then went behind the curtain for a couple seconds. "Oh, god..." I thought. What was going to happen now? Were they going to spew some sort of communist propaganda? Faces turn jet black again? Cut back to the beginning? Some random crazy shit that pertains to nothing? But what happened next is something my mind couldn't have ever imagined in 1,000 years. They came out the curtains with firearms, looking ready for war. The crowd then from the cartoonish style of applause and sound effects, cut to real audio from an actual crowd. "We've been suffering for the longest of times without mercy. God has given us hell on earth for no other reason than this. Now we know what our greater purpose is." The Chipmunks all said in unison. After their edgy little speech, Alvin then loaded a magazine inside his Assault Rifle and in his pistol, it revealed Simon to have a surplus of lethals around his waist and were setting them up to be thrown, and Theodore having a big Light Machine Gun strapped over his soldier with a 500 round mag. They then... Let loose without mercy... The cries... The blood... The screams... Everytime I close my eyes I still remember the scene... And sleep I remember the audio... It still haunts me to this day. Some of the crew and one of the executives then starting crying uncontrollably, Ross. Jr and Janice just looked in horror to what someone has done to their own brand. After the deed was done, they started running like professionals inside a marathon. The camera then panned down to the dead bodies.. At least 3000 died to the rampage they let loose. |
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