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I turn at my newfound audience. The crowd goes wild. That is, until the principal steps in. Turns out killing someone over something that petty is considered "morally wrong" and "borderline psychopathic", to which I replied "NOOOO MY WHOLESOME 100 HECKING MURDERINOS!" I am now awaiting court date. Please my fellow Redditors, prove to the stupid judge that I am NOT the asshole! Maybe get Keanu Reeves to bail me out.
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