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With all that said, every great puzzle holds an answer somewhere. Whether we're solving a dollar store jigsaw or trying to reconcile quantum mechanics with general relativity, there ''always'' is a solution. If there wasn't one, then there wouldn't be a problem to begin with: such is law of the universe, and therefore, one that directly applies to United States politics.
 
You see…see... in the case of Martin O'Malley, there was always something 'different' about him. It wasn't that he came off as mean-spirited or otherwise dislikable, but it always felt like something wasn't entirely 'there'. Almost as if there was something... 'alien' about him. My theory is that there's a very powerful reason for that: you see, remember when I said that ''people'' aren't capable of sustaining long-term collaborations with one another?
 
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I'm saying that he's not of this Earth.
 
He…He... is an alien.
 
So, how do we end up with the Richard Nixons and Donald Trumps of this world? How do we reach the abysmal lows of the Monica Lewinsky affair, Watergate, and the Iraq War? It's actually very simple: very faulty people have been running for President, getting nominated, and winning the Presidency, because the other side doesn't understand people well enough to get elected. Ross Perot? Alien. Michael Dukakis? Obviously alien. Martin O' Malley? Right. It's just as I said earlier.
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