Amy Rose Adventure DX

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IN NO WAY DO I WANT TO BE OR IS A TROLL PASTA!

One day, as I was playing SADX, my character started acting strange. What I found interesting was Sonic started using Amy’s physics, and Amy used Sonic’s.

“sweet” I said

But, Amy turned to the screen, as if to make sure I was watching.

Well, what’d you expect? Some screamer of Amy?

She dropped her hammer, on (what I assume) was an accident.

She bent over, picking it up…

But there was no white under her dress…

But…

What? I could see her… @$$? “sweet!” I yelled.

It looked so… real…

After that (“horrid”) experience, she had her hammer back, but then I couldn’t control her, and she killed all of the people in Station Square, while I sat and said “your…”

After she finished, she took her dress OFF.

While I said “SO SWEET!”

Then she took me into ARDX

I AM NOW LIVING MY LIFE IN THIS EPIC GAME, AMY AND I GOT MARRIED, AND SHE’S ALWAYS NUDE!

Honey, why are you staring at me like tha- OH GOD YE-

HAVE FEAR… AMY ROSE IS HERE!