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''This is a Blog based off my adventures in the Bikini Bottom. This blog will be updated daily so don't think it's not finished! -DarknessGhost''
 
==UPDATE (July 16, 2014)==
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I just REALLY want to go home. I'm warning you, NEVER VISIT THE BIKINI BOTTOM. This morning when we woke up, Evil Patrixx was gone so we were allowed to exit the Krusty Krab. But Patchy the Pirate was following me everywhere I went. He said "Last night was cool." I was scared. I think he might have had sex with me in my sleep. But that doesn't make sense because...I don't have a Sexual organ! But then I felt my anus burnt like a mothafucka. Great. I think I might have lost my Ghost ass Virginity to a Pirate. Well anyway, Spongebob asked us if we wanted to go to his house, and I said yes. When we got there, Gary was freaking out. He was going around pissing and Shitting himself while screaming. Spongebob tried to calm him down, but then we saw the reason why he was freaking out. Evil Patrixx was in Spongebob's bathroom taking a Shit. "ZOMG!!!1!' Ofhohccloc clcohlhchlclhclhcchl THIZ IS SOOPER SCARWY!!!!" I exclaimed. We ran out of Spongebob's house as fast as we can. We now have to stay at...*Gulp*...Sandy's Dome for the night. I just really wanna go home. If you have any questions about my adventures for me, Please ask them in the comments. I will try to answer. 
 
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