An Adventure to the Bikini Bottom
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This is a Blog based off my adventures in the Bikini Bottom. This blog will be updated daily so don't think it's not finished!
UPDATE (July 16, 2014)
Hey guys. My name is DarknessGhost. (You can call me Dark for short.) Tomorrow I am going on a trip to the Bikini Bottom. And since I'm a Ghost, I can go there and not die. I'm bringing my Ghost laptop that cannot get wrecked from the water, so I will be able to update this Blog to tell you how my adventure goes. I really hope this would be a great trip for me! I'm not going to type too much here considering I have really nothing to type until I go on my Adventure tomorrow!
UPDATE (July 17, 2014)
well, I just got to the Bikini bottom, and guess what? It's been HORRIBLE so far. The transportation to get there was a Submarine with that one creepy Pirate from Spongebob. (I think his name is Patchy the Pirate.) apparently, HE is going to be my Roommate! Through the whole ride there, Patchy was going on and on about how sexy he things Spongebob is. He is a fucking sponge for crying out loud! When we got there, We were greeted by Mr.Krabs. He invited us into the Krusty Krab for a Krabby Patty. Let's just say...THEY TASTE TERRIBLE!!!! I threw away mine, but Spongebob then gave me a sad look. Then he started to flood the restaurant with his tears! "I'm not a good fry cook!" He said between his tears. I just ran out of the Krusty Krab. But then I bumped into a rock. It was Patrick's house. (Not Evil Patrixx. Just Patrick.) "Patrick! Let me in!" I said knocking on his Rock. But then the Rock opened up. It wasn't Patrick. IT WAS EVIL PATRIXX!!1!!!! ZOMG!!!1!!! I ran as fast as I could. I then bumped into Ms. Puff. She went all fat and stuff. I ran even more. Then I was back at the Krusty Krab. "Everyone! Lock the doors! Evil Patrixx is out there!" Then huge metal bars went over the windows and the Evil Patrixx alarm went off. "I guess we have to sleep here for the night." Said Spongebob. We got out the sleeping bags. But guess who I had to share a Sleeping bag with? Patchy the Pirate! Ugh!
UPDATE (July 18, 2014)
I just REALLY want to go home. I'm warning you, NEVER VISIT THE BIKINI BOTTOM. This morning when we woke up, Evil Patrixx was gone so we were allowed to exit the Krusty Krab. But Patchy the Pirate was following me everywhere I went. He said "Last night was cool." I was scared. I think he might have had sex with me in my sleep. But that doesn't make sense because...I don't have a Sexual organ! But then I felt my anus burnt like a mothafucka. Great. I think I might have lost my Ghost ass Virginity to a Pirate. Well anyway, Spongebob asked us if we wanted to go to his house, and I said yes. When we got there, Gary was freaking out. He was going around pissing and Shitting himself while screaming. Spongebob tried to calm him down, but then we saw the reason why he was freaking out. Evil Patrixx was in Spongebob's bathroom taking a Shit. "ZOMG!!!1!' Ofhohccloc clcohlhchlclhclhcchl THIZ IS SOOPER SCARWY!!!!" I exclaimed. We ran out of Spongebob's house as fast as we can. We now have to stay at...*Gulp*...Sandy's Dome for the night. I just really wanna go home. If you have any questions about my adventures for me, Please ask them in the comments. I will try to answer.
Written by DarknessGhost
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