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Oh hello there nosy reader! Now what might a plonker like yourself be doing in my diary? Oh anyway, I was thinking of making a little diary thingy to keep my cracking events recorded, 'know what I mean? Well, I just hope that I can keep my noggin to remember to write in this wee booklet. I'll see how it goes, eh?
So how do I start a new day? Do I just wait
'''''1st March, 1952'''''
By Golly! Isn't that just nifty! I started a wee booklet diary thingy and the day later a cracking thing happened! Not exactly cracking in a good way, but it was rather peculiar. My tea was gone! For
'''''3rd March 1976'''''
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Oh well too late to get an autograph now eh? Haha, that's really it today, all I did all day was whack a brick against my noggin and eat diggies, or digestive biscuits. And I WOULD of had tea IF I HAD ANY! Oh well, G'Night!
2 hours after I
'''''4th March, 1976 Time is currently 4:00pm'''''
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"The ritual is complete! And now all crackers, tea, digestive biscuits, and everything english is gone! You may ask why, well I'm tired of the stereotype of English people just drinking tea and watching Harry Potter all day!"
Everything
EVERYTHING?!
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