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Line 5: Oh hello there nosy reader! Now what might a plonker like yourself be doing in my diary? Oh anyway, I was thinking of making a little diary thingy to keep my cracking events recorded, 'know what I mean? Well, I just hope that I can keep my noggin to remember to write in this wee booklet. I'll see how it goes, eh? So how do I start a new day? Do I just wait ~~untill~~until tomorrow then write the date? Ah I'll just do that then. G'Night then pal! '''''1st March, 1952''''' By Golly! Isn't that just nifty! I started a wee booklet diary thingy and the day later a cracking thing happened! Not exactly cracking in a good way, but it was rather peculiar. My tea was gone! For golly's sake I was going to have some while I watched Harry Potter! At least I have my buttered cheesy crackers eh? I could ofhave done with a diggy though... Ah well, I've already written this in. And I need to catch that pesky tea thief, whoever that bloke might be. '''''3rd March 1976''''' Line 109: "The ritual is complete! And now all crackers, tea, digestive biscuits, and everything english is gone! You may ask why, well I'm tired of the stereotype of English people just drinking tea and watching Harry Potter all day!" Everything ~~english~~English? EVERYTHING?! Line 144: [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:Im died]] [[Category:~~Shok~~WHAT ~~ending~~A TWIST!]] ~~[[Category:Random Capitalization]]~~ [[Category:Trollpasta]] {{Comments}}