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In the tradition of Stephen King, my asshole has come to life and is trying to kill me. Strap in, strap-on, and strap out, cause
When I awoke that fateful Thursday (Friday woulda been more alliterative but this is clearly nonfiction) My asshole hurt like the dickens. I get a lot of
Anyway, normally I just walk it off but today I wanted to booty bump some of this Yakuza Heroin so I went on down to CVS to get some STUFF. Aisle 15. Gimme that southern comfort.
But wait.
Preparation X? Id never heard of it. In true hedonic fashion I disrobed right there in the Walgreens (continuity freaks bewaaaaare) and really went to town. Straight up
An employee walking by noticed what I did. The horrified look in their eyes told me all I need to know. My asshole was to become haunted. Until I died. Or
Stay tuned.
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