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Not even trilogy! This was concerning me. I pushed the start button and was met with a level selector screen with 6 levels. "ONLY 6 LEVELS?" I screamed at the top of my lungs and my mother yelled "be quiet up there, Jake!" (My name is Jake, if you didn't know) and I apologized, because I thought if I didn't she would take my Xbox One away. I selected the first level, and there was a fortress with 4 pigs in it and it was shaped familiarly, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. I launched the yellow bird (he can boost when you hit the A button) and BAM! it took out nearly the whole freakin' fortress and killed 3 of the pigs! I felt so proud. I then finished the job with a red bird, killing the last pig, earning me 3 stars. When the end of level screen popped up, instead of a pleasant chime every time a star popped up on screen, I was met with a horrific pig squeal noise. It was as if it was coming from my very room. I took the game out of the Xbox One and my heart couldn't stop racing... what was that?
 
After a few days, I had played the game up to level 5, and started to notice that the levels looked a lot like the houses of people that I knew, but wrote this off as a coincidence. My mother had told me that we were going to a party at the Jefferson's. Once we got there however, we were met with a spine-chilling scene. The house was in rubble! My mother was in tears, and I was simply shocked. Was this my doing? Was it…it... the birds? We went home, and I realized that the Jefferson's had 2 kids, meaning there were 4 people in the house, and level 1 looked like their house. I thought no, NO, there's no way that's true! There must be a mistake somewhere. That night I snuck out and went to the Jefferson's to investigate. Among the rubble I found tattered remains and bits of broken bone with feathers strewn about. I wanted to vomit, so I did. I had murdered the Jefferson's in cold blood. How could this have happened?!?
 
That's when I heard it, coming from Frederick's room. The familiar tune, except there was something wrong, it sounded incredibly distorted, almost unrecognizable, except to a connoisseur such as myself. When I entered Frederick's room, I saw his dead body on the bed, and although his Xbox One was burnt to a crisp, it was still powered on and his television displayed the title: