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[[File:Sue.png|thumb|Angel of Death the Killer aka the Biggest CP Mary Sue Ever]] '''''A/N:''' OMG LIK HI MEH LITTLE ANGELS! dis is angel of death n i like wrote meh backstory!!! jeffy-kins is mine n don't stel meh oc or ur ded ok?''
 
==Da totes goffik n orignal story!111==
[[File:Sue.png|thumb|Angel of Death the Killer aka the Biggest CP Mary Sue Ever]]
 
I'm Raven Kuro Martha Evelyn Bella Ebony Shadow Dark'ness but you can call me Raven. I'm emo and I'm bullied at school and abused at home everyday because I'm misunderstood. OMG WHY IS MEH LIFE SO HORRIBLE I JUST WANT TO DIE SOMETIMES AND I'M SOOOOO DIFFERENT AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW UNIQUE AND INSANE I AM!!!111!!1!
 
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'He's not ugly! Jeffy-kins is beautiful!' I shouted but the preps tore the drawing into pieces then beat me up. For some reason, the teachers didn't care so they never get in trouble.
 
I went home and my dad was drunk so he beat me up, Social Services and the police doesn't exist so I let him get away with it. I had depression, anorexia, bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, andautism, isOCD, basicallybulimia, insaneand everything else but I don't actually show it. I went up to my room to slit my wrists with my knife then I suddenly snapped so I tortured and killed by dad in his sleep while whispering 'Sweet dreams' (<isn't that like so original?).
 
I ran away into the forest where I met MEH 1 TWU WUV, Jeffy-kins, and the rest of the CPs. Jeff's favourite colours are blood-red and black (same for me!). Slenderman calls everyone 'child' and hates the nickname Slendy. Ben is obsessed with video games and is a pervert. Hoodie and Masky are really shy and have no life outside cheesecake. Sally is everyone's little sister even though she's older than twenty. Toby doesn't date Clockworks even though his original creator insisted but who cares about copyright anyway? They're totally not OOC and all wuvs me instantly.
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I beat up Jane and Rake and the preps, got married to Jeffy-kins, had a bunch of part dark angel and part demon kids, then lived happily ever after.
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