Anti-Drug PSA
So I was walking down the street and I was tripping balls WHEN A SKELEPHONE rigns. I answer and the CAR says "my dad POPPED OUT OF THE PHONE WHO opened the car door AND THEN I drove down the interstates WHEN A CAR CRASHED INTO A SKELETON THAT EXPLODED AND I looked in a mirror and saw myself park IN THE GROCERY STORE parking lot when the phone popped OUT SO I ANSWER AND the vioce is "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CAR?" and I turn around and the car's on FIRE SO I LAUGH MANIACALLY AND THEN I WENT into the grocery store but it was all bloody and the manager was saying "HEIL HITLER" and he was A SKELETON POPPED OUTside in the parking lot, two policemen were arresting a MONKEY ZOMBIE ROBOT ALIEN PIRATED copy of a Spongebob episode called "SKELETONS" THAT I WATCHED AND MY CHAIRS TURNED TO EYES WITH ARMS WITH MOUTHS AND TONGUES THAT LICKED EVERYTHING AND I was in the freezer aisle when PATRIXXX popped out IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS, LUCY is the common name of AL 288-1, several hundred pieces of bone representing about 40% of the skeleton of an individual Australopithecus afarensiSKELETON POPPED OUT AND EVERYONE DIED
[This has been a Public Service Announcement]
- WTF
- Well, that was pointless.
- WHO WAS PHONE?
- And then a skeleton popped out
- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
- Seriously, WHAT?!
- WTF DID I JUIST READ!!!?
- SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
- THIS IS SOME RANDOM SHIT
- Bad grammar
- Run-On Sentences
- MOTHER OF FUCK THIS PAGE IS LONG LIKE MY PAINIS
- Wall of Text
- Lost episudes
- Blod
- Skeletons
- Lolskeletons
- FIRE
- Stuff Blowing Up
- Popped