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[[File:Very Creepy Arrested Development Image.png|thumb|327x327px|Artist's rendition of what he saw that fateful day.]]
I am a big fan of Arrested Development. It is one of my favorite television shows and I love it a lot. It is hilarious and funny and all the characters are very cool, like Michael Cera. However, my love for the show is no more ever since I found the Arrested Development lost episnode. Let me tell you the sotry of the Arrested Development lost episode.
 
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I came back home in a hurry so I can watch the episode 0 of my favorite episode arrested development. I didn't even bother with the gift card. Something like hot hentai games can wait when Arrested development my favorite show, is in the mix. I put it in my dvd player and a message popped up.
 
"'''''"DO NOT WATCH THIS EPISODE OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT IT IS HORRIBLE"'''''"
 
It was in red text. I laughed out loud. I thought it was a joke so I decided to keep the disc in. However, following that message is 10 minutes of static. I could hear whispering. It was my name??? What? How does the disc know my name? It was owned by someone else beforehand, too! But I can't question him since he committed suicide? What the hell? I kept the disc in and what I saw next was truly shocking.
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The video ended and I was scared. When the disc popped out, it had even MORE blood on the disc. What the frick? How is that possible? I was scared and I went to go email 20th Century Fox about this lost episode. I went onto my Macbook and I emailed fox with all the details of what happened and a picture of the DVD. I recieved a response.
 
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''Hello, David [that is my name]''
 
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''From, Zack, intern at Fox''
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I was scared reading that. It was very scary reading all of that.
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However, two weeks later, I was browsing ebay for more arrested development merch. I saw the lost episode dvd on there. How the hell did that happen? I vomited out of fear for real this time and I emailed Zack the intern again. He responded.
 
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''We got robbed again this week! We hope no one else kills themselves. We have called the FBI but they cannot trace their internet IP adress. We are very sorry David.''
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If you ever see a DVD that says Arrested Developenet Season 4 Episode 0 on it, then stay away. You will probably vomit a lot and kill yourself just like the Gamestop guy.
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