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The year was 246920X6, and I was only six. (Which shockingly mens I was born in 20X0, since 20X6 - 6 deifnitely = 19X0, and using my not humping to conclsuvoions logic, me bon in 2000)I started Schoolschool late because I never ate my lunch. Dång. Around that time, I was a giant (Pokémon fan, both figuratively (which lead to c**) and literally). PokémonI fanwas andthe size of a skyscraper, which is why school was always hard, as I'd usually end up accidentally smashing the whole school with one mis-step. Anyway, I collected just about everything and everyone I could that related to itPokémon. I had stacks of Pokémon cards, and tons of Pokémon toys, including shoes and clothing, and clothing for my toys, and shoes for my shoes. I never missed a Pokémon episode either, I'd watch it everyday it came on. But there is one episode in particular that was aired once and never aired again, ever, ever, EVER. EVER!!!!! This episode has scarred me for life, and not because it killed all of my brain cells, but because Iit hadgave me wet nightmares from itdreams for about 6 months after I had seen it. Every night I'd have that same wet dream. The wet dream was about the episode that I saw, it was like I had a brain, just like I remember it.  And Bob got his head stuck in a box! Poor Bob.

Here is what me,I andalong with many other children had seensaw in the areaNew of Gretna20X6, NewFree OrleansCountry, area on the morning of JulyJune 4th6th, 2469:20X6.

The episode started out like every other episode would, with the Annoying Orange Drama Islands Themetheme song from the second season. Then the intro somehow went reverse. Then after the intro ended, a text showed up. The episode was called "Ash's Biggest Meatiest Clawicide!". All of a sudden, Mr. Krabs yelled "What did you say, PUNK?" "BIGGEST, MEATIEST, CLAWICIDE!" "WELL, these claws ain't for just attracting mates!" "BRING IT ON!" As the episode starts, Ash, Misty, and for some reason Brock replaces Tracey which is very odd (lol engrish).[Engrish!] The gang are heading to a Pokémon Arts and Minecrafts Tournament. Ash asks Brock why they are going to an Arts and Minecrafts Tournament and Brock responds by saying "It helps." Ash responds by saying "But Brock, it's just Arts and CraftsMinecrafts" then Brock gets real red in the face and responds in a very angry voice "ASH!!! WE ARE GOING TO FUCK EVERY VIEWER OF THIS SHOW. AND THAT'S A FACT, JACK!!!". Ash then gets very upset because that isit's unlike Brock to get thatthis angry, and what's worse, cursing! On Televisiontelevision! The worst thing ever! *Mama Mia! [Insert "narrator gets sent to a mental institution joke" here] *Laugh track*

The gang shrugshrugs it off and they continue to the Tournamenttournament. As they arrive, Walter white appear and say [[File:Text-to-speech (45).ogg]]. that was scaur cuz he enticed us To go o te horible site know n as Baldi's Basics CHAOTIC Fanon Wiki and edit its pages!. Also, he wsaid "Go to Baldi's Basics CHAOTIC Fanon Wiki right nooooooooooooooooooow"! That's so scary! Gary the sneil is there too spending time with a squidSquidward of some sort. His Pokémon were helping Gary and the squidSquidward put up the Tournament decorations. It was in a Warehouse, after allwarehouse. Ash then noticed something strange. He looked under the Arts and Minecrafts table and there was an unusual eyeitem that caught his eye. Ash reached for it and then something stupidgoofy and wacky happened. Ash heard a beeping noise, then out of the blue it explodedmade intoAsh blue,explode. When Misty and Brock looked over to the table, what they seenhad saw was very unfortunate, and very disturbing. Ash had white and black spots all over his right shoulder, his left shoulder, and right shoulderexploded. All of it was covered in the spots"PIKACHU, forYOU someARE possibleGONNA reasonFINISH thatYOUR at the time I didn't know (and still don'tDESSERT, thanksAND toYOU thisARE episodeGONNA killingLIKE allIT!!! of my brain cells). It must have been a grenade thought Brock (lol engrish again).Bahahahaha!" Then Team Rocket cansuddenly be heard in the backgroundappeared, up to no good as usual ([Sonic Sez joke goes here)]. Meowth then zooms in to Ashscreams, where"DAT'S hisNOT bodyWHAT isI layingMEANT down. Ash isn'tBY deadEXPLODE, butYOU heBAHNACLE wasHEAD!" unconsciousin andhis hadusual moreaccent. black and white spots"Oh, hegood had to be rushed to a hospital soon.one Meowth says "The plan woiked!" (SYSTEMsaid ENGRISH ERROR) in his usual accentAsh. Jesse and James then rush over and snatchsnatched Pikachu, who is sobbing over Ash. Brockscreaming then throws out his Onix, and challenges them to aat battlehim.

"ONIX!!! YOU ARE GONNA KILL EVERYONE, TEAM ROCKET, FIRSTAND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!" Brock saidshouted. forAsh nogot reasonmad atbecause all,Brock incopied awhat veryhe angrysaid, voice.only Whatmaking wasminor weirdchanges. about this part of the episode is thatStrangely, Team Rocket didn't even recite their motto like they do in every episode. What's more is that everybody else, excluding Brock and Misty, arewere having fun at the other Arts and CraftsMinecrafts tables like nothing happened. As Onix tried to attackeat its desse- erm, kill Team Rocket (Sorry Ash, that line was too good) Meowth jumpsjumped into a larger Meowth, itand hasyet somean sorteven bigger Meowth, and a Meowth bigger than that, and of cannoncourse a bigger Meowth, leading to the biggest Meowth which had cannons for eyes, and for the head it is said Meowth, as usual. But the cannons on the arms, I mean eyes, looked really huge, this Meowth on top of a Meowth on top of another Meowth and another Meowth was at least the size of the sky. The arms were also the sky. Wow, that's wacky. "Fire Meowth!" Jessie exclaimed to Meowth. "I'M ON JESS! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Meowth responded, in a gulping tone. Meowth then firesfired the Cannoncannon at the Onix, andwhile a force field canbegan be seento formingform over the machinebig ol' stack of Meowths, and Team Rocket asfired thean explosion,atomic orbomb shouldthat Iwas say,gonna atomicmake bomb,everyone firesexplode awayjust intolike theAsh force fielddid. James cancould be heard in the background laughing like a maniac. Misty canscreamed be"TOGEPI, heardYOU screamingARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!" at the top of her lungs andwhen Togepithe isbomb nowherehit, toalong bewith found.every Asingle whiteother lightPokémon fadestrainer overin the screenisland thatall lastsat for aboutthe 15same secondstime, andwhich thenreally whenhurt itmy fadesears. awayI mean, can you imagine every single person around you screaming about eating dessert all at the same time? Geez. The entire Annoying Orange Drama Islands lookcould likebe theyheard werescreaming completelyabout destroyed,dessert nothingfrom wasseveral leftcontinents butaway. anAsh oceangot fullincredibly ofangry nothing.because Teamliterally Rocketeveryone thenaround Blasthim thewas Machinescreaming tohis somewhereawesome veryline, verywhich he did technically steal from SpongeBob, farbut awaystill. Team Rocket then blasted off again.

This is where I thought the episode had ended, but nopeNOOOPE. It kept going for at least another 30 minutesmillion years, but hey, I'm not done telling the story yet (I did not insert that part there. That was actually in there originally). The original writer obviously failed several English exams as far as I could tell.) As soon as Team rocket blasted the sceneaway, Aa whisper can bewas heard in the background that says. "Reach into thy night, so that era comes to a haulting stop". Ash can be seen at the very bottom with a light reflecting over his light, hishe bodystarted startscalming todown transformafter itself.he Whenexploded itat reforms,Pikachu. Ash then starts swimming to the surface, thenwhen all of a sudden, Luigi rushes in and grabs Ash, which is weird because this was before the 2ndabout Pokémon, movienot evenSuper came outMario. Ash then notices he is on a Luigi flying to the surface, andLuigi. as they come up through the ocean's surface, a horrifying scream can bewas heard back down at the bottom of the oceanisland. Ash asks Luigi what the sound was, and Luigi turned around and, looked at Ash, and respondedsaid "YOSHI COINS!" andhe then drops Ash off of his back and flies away furiously.FURIOUSLY!!! Ash can then be seen fallingfell very hard down to the bottom of the Oceanisland. He soon finds out that the scream he heard was from Brock and Brock and Brock. And Misty. Ash sees Brock Brock and Brock and Misty screaming helplesslyat fortheir screamsPokémon asbecause they drownweren't andeating their lungsdessert, which is understandable because what kind of moron doesn't fillwant to theeat topdessert? withAsh lungs,was eventuallyfurious killingat them for stealing his SpongeBob line again.

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