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Here is what I along with many other children had saw in the New 20X6, Free Country, area on the morning of June 6th, 20X6. |
Here is what I along with many other children had saw in the New 20X6, Free Country, area on the morning of June 6th, 20X6. |
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The episode started out like every other episode would, with the Annoying Orange Drama Islands theme song from the second season. Then the intro somehow went reverse. Then after the intro ended, a text showed up. The episode was called "Ash's Biggest Meatiest Clawicide!". All of a sudden, Mr. Krabs yelled "What did you say, PUNK?" "BIGGEST, MEATIEST, CLAWICIDE!" "WELL, these claws ain't for just attracting mates!" "BRING IT ON!" As the episode starts, Ash, Misty, and for some reason Brock replaces Tracey which is very odd [Engrish!] The gang are heading to a Pokémon Arts and Minecrafts Tournament. Ash asks Brock why they are going to an Arts and Minecrafts Tournament and Brock responds by saying "It helps." Ash responds by saying "But Brock, it's just Arts and Minecrafts" then Brock gets real red in the face and responds in a very angry voice "ASH!!! WE ARE GOING TO FUCK EVERY VIEWER OF THIS SHOW. AND THAT'S |
The episode started out like every other episode would, with the Annoying Orange Drama Islands theme song from the second season. Then the intro somehow went reverse. Then after the intro ended, a text showed up. The episode was called "Ash's Biggest Meatiest Clawicide!". All of a sudden, Mr. Krabs yelled "What did you say, PUNK?" "BIGGEST, MEATIEST, CLAWICIDE!" "WELL, these claws ain't for just attracting mates!" "BRING IT ON!" As the episode starts, Ash, Misty, and for some reason Brock replaces Tracey which is very odd [Engrish!] The gang are heading to a Pokémon Arts and Minecrafts Tournament. Ash asks Brock why they are going to an Arts and Minecrafts Tournament and Brock responds by saying "It helps." Ash responds by saying "But Brock, it's just Arts and Minecrafts" then Brock gets real red in the face and responds in a very angry voice "ASH!!! WE ARE GOING TO FUCK EVERY VIEWER OF THIS SHOW. AND THAT'S A FACT, JACK!!!" Ash then gets very upset because it's unlike Brock to get this angry, and what's worse, cursing! On television! The worst thing ever! Mama Mia! [Insert "narrator gets sent to a mental institution joke" here] *Laugh track* |
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The gang shrugs it off and they continue to the tournament. As they arrive, Gary the snail is there spending time with a Squidward of some sort. His Pokémon were helping Gary and the Squidward put up the Tournament decorations. It was in a warehouse. Ash then noticed something strange. He looked under the Arts and Minecrafts table and there was an unusual item that caught his eye. Ash reached for it and then something goofy and wacky happened. Ash heard a beeping noise, then out of the blue it made Ash explode. When Misty and Brock looked over to the table, what they had saw was very disturbing. Ash had exploded. "PIKACHU, YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!! Bahahahaha!" Then Team Rocket suddenly appeared, up to no good as usual [Sonic Sez joke goes here]. Meowth then screams, "DAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BY EXPLODE, YOU BAHNACLE HEAD!" in his usual accent. "Oh, good one Meowth!" said Ash. Jesse and James then rush over and snatched Pikachu, who is sobbing over Ash screaming at him. |
The gang shrugs it off and they continue to the tournament. As they arrive, Gary the snail is there spending time with a Squidward of some sort. His Pokémon were helping Gary and the Squidward put up the Tournament decorations. It was in a warehouse. Ash then noticed something strange. He looked under the Arts and Minecrafts table and there was an unusual item that caught his eye. Ash reached for it and then something goofy and wacky happened. Ash heard a beeping noise, then out of the blue it made Ash explode. When Misty and Brock looked over to the table, what they had saw was very disturbing. Ash had exploded. "PIKACHU, YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!! Bahahahaha!" Then Team Rocket suddenly appeared, up to no good as usual [Sonic Sez joke goes here]. Meowth then screams, "DAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BY EXPLODE, YOU BAHNACLE HEAD!" in his usual accent. "Oh, good one Meowth!" said Ash. Jesse and James then rush over and snatched Pikachu, who is sobbing over Ash screaming at him. |
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