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This is where I thought the episode had ended, but nope. It kept going for at least another 30 minutes, but hey, I'm not done telling the story yet (I did not insert that part there. That was actually in there originally) . As soon as Team rocket blasted the scene, A whisper can be heard in the background that says "Reach into thy night, so that era comes to a haulting stop". Ash can be seen at the very bottom with a light reflecting over his light, his body starts to transform itself. When it reforms, Ash then starts swimming to the surface, then Luigi rushes in and grabs Ash, which is weird because this was before the 2nd Pokémon movie even came out. Ash then notices he is on a Luigi flying to the surface, and as they come up through the ocean's surface, a horrifying scream can be heard back down at the bottom of the ocean. Ash asks Luigi what the sound was, and Luigi turned around and looked at Ash and responded "YOSHI COINS!" and drops Ash off of his back and flies away furiously. Ash can then be seen falling very hard down to the bottom of the Ocean. He soon finds that the scream he heard was from Brock and Brock and Brock. Ash sees Brock screaming helplessly for screams as they drown and their lungs fill to the top with lungs, eventually killing them.
 
A rescue box can then be seen in the area, and somehow squishes Ash. They throw Ash to the top. Inside of the chopper is Ash Ketchum (Ash's mother) and Ash Ketchum. They ask Ash why this could have happened, and Ash looks very angry and yet very sad at the same time. He responds by saying in a very angry tone "WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DIE!! WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME!! WHY??!!" Ash then tells him to calm down, and then Ash opens the helicopter door and jumps out falling heavily, taking the other two Ashes with him. As soon as he lands, his body explodes, and I saw the worst: Ash, the two other Ashes, and everyone in a 90 mile radius, had been transformed into cows. This was so disturbing that instead of throwing up, my head turned into a brick (hm... Maybe that's why I have no brain cells). As the episodepisode fades to black, it then cuts to a scene of Team Rocket with Pikachu. Pikachu has been turned into a cow, and attacks team rocket, turning them into cows as well. The episode then fades to black with a title saying "Coming soon: Dawn of the Planet of the Cows"
 
This episode has forever traumatized everything I stand for. The newer Pokémon episodes has led me to believe that this is the same Ash, every new season has a different Ash, but somehow they make it look like isn't the same kid who caught all of those Pokémon. After what I have seen, I can tell you for sure that is the same Ash, no. No way possible. Well, this is the end of my story and I am nothing. else to say. And since up to now, I never watched another episode of Pokémon again. So, the next time you come across an episode, don't watch it. Watch other things, it's for your own good. If any of you come across an episode somewhere on the internet, all I can say is don't watch it! Please don't! I don't want anyone to go through the same suffering I went through for the past 13 years. It's not worth it. If you're smart, you'll listen to my advice and be done with it. If you don't, all I can say is good luck. You're gonna need it. And I died.
 
Original story: [[Pokemon Lost Episode: Ash's Biggest Suicide]]
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