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I was walking home from work late one night when I heard a voice call to me from the shadows:
I turned and saw Slipknot exit a nearby alley.
Frightened for my life, I ran into a nearby church. Inside, I saw a familiar silhouette standing at the pulpit.
At that point, I figured I was done for. Not only did I flee the church looking like Michael Jackson on the set of a Pepsi commercial, but I was being pursued by a bunch of psychotic musicians. Alice Cooper had joined the chase, as well as Mushroomhead. To this day, I have no idea why they were after me, but one thing was for certain: they were not going to stop until I was dead.
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Just then, someone blasted me with a fire extinguisher. It was one of the dudes from GWAR.
He shook his head.
And with that, GWAR met the other musicians in all out war. The battle sounded pretty intense as I made my escape, something like a heavy metal battle royal. I wish I could give you more details, but I ran home and hid under my bed like a little bitch.
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