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Line 3: I was running through the amazon forest when I came across a big river, I decided to jump in it and hope that it would wash me to safety, but instead it washed me out into the ocean. I almost died, but I was able to reach an island before I drowned. I climbed on the island. I was on the island for 48 days, surviving only on coconuts and pineapples, when I finished the rescue raft that I was working on and decided to swim home. I was on the raft for about 4 hours until I heard something rolling behind me, it was the potato! The potato sacked me in the nuts, my blood pouring out from my crotch into the sea immensely. I suddenly saw lots of shadows below the water, circling around me as I sat desperately with pain the size of a titan. The shadows rose, and they turned out to be gigantic potatoes ready mash, bash, and trash me into my doom. The potato that ~~nutsacked~~nut-sacked me said one final word before I died... "GO TO POTATO!!!!!!" [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:EVIL FOOD]] [[Category:That just raises more questions!]] [[Category:DIALOGUE!]] [[Category:Stupid is as the main character does]] [[Category:~~POINTLESS~~Pointless ~~VIOLENCE TOTALLY MAKES IT SCARY U GUIZE~~Violence]] [[Category:Blatant Ripoffs]] [[Category:BATTELS]] [[Category:Im died]] {{Comments}} [[Category:Shortpasta]]