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(Created page with "{{Note credit|Written by Reddit user Milton_Walters for their English language homework.}} Australia is not real. It was made up by lizard people to sell kangaroo toys to children. Firstly, I have never met anyone from Australia in person. I thought I should get that out of the way. Secondly, Australia makes no sense at all!! The lizards can’t even keep their story straight. Is Australia a country? Or is it a continent? Is it an island? Is it all of them? Not to men...") |
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Firstly, I have never met anyone from Australia in person. I thought I should get that out of the way.
Secondly, Australia makes no sense at all!! The lizards
Their excuse for why Australians speak English is that the English sent dangerous criminals to Australia during the colonial era, as punishment. Excuse me? How could a bunch of criminals found a country with a formal government? The concept is completely ridiculous. This complete lack of any logic or reason in the history of Australia lines up perfectly with the fact that there is NO GREAT LITERATURE from Australia. The lizards are obviously very poor writers, so of course they
Not to mention that the animals seem less like real creatures, and more like inane concepts conjured by a
They are all bots. Simple. All of them are fake accounts run by neural networks. To be frank, they
They are actors paid by the lizards. SIMPLE. Shadiversity commonly makes false statements in his videos; meanwhile,
Burn down your house, escape into the countryside and make sure not to leave a trail. Buy a fake ID with a new name, get plastic surgery to change your face, and burn off your fingerprints. It will be difficult, but you still have a chance to escape.
Yes.
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