BACKYARD BASEBALL.EXE: 666 EDITION: Difference between revisions

{{email|"Jay,

I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, he’she's after me, and if you don't destroy this CD, he'll come after you too, he's too fast for me....

Alfred."}}

Looking at the box, it was titled BACKYARD BASEBALL.EXE: 666 EDITION. It featured a pitching mound, but instead of a friendly baseball game, I saw a total massacre. PABLO FREAKIN' SANCHEZ, DESTROYER OF WORLDS was featured in the center of the box, staring at me with hyper-realistic black sclera and red dots for eyes, with hyper-realistic blood bleeding from his hyper-realistic eyes. His weapon was a combination of a baseball bat and a chainsaw, with metal teeth jutting out on the sweet spot of the bat, dull as a dodo, revving up, hungry for human flesh. Mark McGwire's severed head was on PABLO FREAKIN' SANCHEZ, DESTROYER OF WORLDS' baseball mitt (which also was hyper-realistic), and Kenny Kawaguchi's photo-realistic gallbladder was right on the chainsaw/bat teeth. In the stands were mounds of dead kidspeople, where their intestines served as the guardrails and the kidsthey were eating hot dogs out of their severed limbs.