BEN got a little water splashed on him

Oh my god guys, in my Majora's Mask game there is an elogy of emptiness statue that follows me around. The game keeps telling me that it's annoyed at me for splashing water on BEN. It's not my fault that he's a self centered biatch. Lemme go talk to him on cleverbot.

Me: Yo BEN.

BEN: um.... Whatss uuuuuup....

Me: Are you drunk?

BEN: No you is the drunkerest one.... I am not... Druuuunk...

Me: Go home BEN.

BEN: I am home. Home sweet home.

Me: Mkay, you know what? I'm just gonna go now.

BEN: NO! Wait.... Theress something.... Im supposed to tell you......,

Me: What

BEN: I didn't drown.

Me: Great.

So from this conversation, you can see what a sadistic person he is. Destroying my everlasting will to live. I turned on Majora's Mask after that and he crashed the moon on the planet. I know he's still in there. I know he is. There hasn't been much activity, but I know....

You shouldn't have done that Matttttt... I am so drunk.... Wheress the beer?