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Finally someone did and soon the cart was inserted into the console but little did BEN knew who was the person playing the game. It was none other than Kim Jong-Un!
Finally someone did and soon the cart was inserted into the console but little did BEN knew who was the person playing the game. It was none other than Kim Jong-Un!


Kim started the game and he noticed a file that read BEN. He deleted it and create a new fine in his name.Kim began to noticed the glitches and distortions in the graphics and sometimes the game would call him BEN instead of Kim Jong-Un. At this point BEN began to pull off his tricks in order to drive Kim to insanity.
Kim started the game and he noticed a file that read BEN. He deleted it and create a new fine in his name.Kim began to notice the glitches and distortions in the graphics and sometimes the game would call him BEN instead of Kim Jong-Un. At this point BEN began to pull off his tricks in order to drive Kim to insanity.


For some reason Kim Jong-Un was able to outwit BEN with his tricks. BEN tried to set Kim's Link on fire but somehow it didn't work.
For some reason Kim Jong-Un was able to outwit BEN with his tricks. BEN tried to set Kim's Link on fire but somehow it didn't work.
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Just then BEN came to the sudden realization why Kim was beating him and outwitting him so much. Asians are much better at video games than Americas. Duh.
Just then BEN came to the sudden realization why Kim was beating him and outwitting him so much. Asians are much better at video games than Americas. Duh.


All of a sudden the whole room that Kim was in began to shake violently(now where getting somewhere) and a dark portal open up infront of Kim's T.V sucking him into the game and ends up in Clock Town. Kim with his expressionless eyes sees BEN in the distance
All of a sudden the whole room that Kim was in began to shake violently (now where getting somewhere) and a dark portal open up infront of Kim's T.V sucking him into the game and ends up in Clock Town. Kim with his expressionless eyes sees BEN in the distance


"You pissed me off for the last time!", said BEN in an anime styled fashion. "Now you're gonna get yours!"
"You pissed me off for the last time!", said BEN in an anime styled fashion. "Now you're gonna get yours!"


BEN began to attack Kim by causing him to spntaneously catch on fire but it did no effect. Little did BEN knew Kim is  immune to radiation after constant exposure to radioactive materials.
BEN began to attack Kim by causing him to spntaneously catch on fire but it did no effect. Little did BEN knew Kim is immune to radiation after constant exposure to radioactive materials.


"Damn you just don't want to quit do you?"."Lets see if you can defeat Skull Kid and the Moon Children."
"Damn you just don't want to quit do you?"."Lets see if you can defeat Skull Kid and the Moon Children."
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"How this this be?",said the Happy Mask Salesman. Then Kim Jong-Un came from behind, grabbed the Happy Mask Salesman by the neck and snaped his neck killing him instantly. After that Kim turns around and stared at BEN.
"How this this be?",said the Happy Mask Salesman. Then Kim Jong-Un came from behind, grabbed the Happy Mask Salesman by the neck and snaped his neck killing him instantly. After that Kim turns around and stared at BEN.


"Don't hurt me I.. I was just jealous.",said BEN in a pathetic manner in begging for mercy.
"Don't hurt me I.. I was just jealous.",said BEN in a pathetic manner while begging for mercy.


All of a sudden a Smash Ball apeared from the sky. Kim flew towrds the Smash Ball where he absorbed its energy. He began to spin in the air like Sailor Moon (this story just gets weirder and weirder). Kim summoned the three talisman of Communism. The sickle, hammer and star. Kim han the sickle in one hand. The Hammer in the other hand and the star attached to his forhead. 
All of a sudden a Smash Ball apeared from the sky at random. Kim flew towrds the Smash Ball where he absorbed its energy. He began to spin in the air like Sailor Moon (this story just gets weirder and weirder). Kim summoned the three talisman of Communism. The sickle, hammer and star. Kim had the sickle in one hand. The Hammer in the other hand and the star attached to his forhead. 


"Have mercy!!",said BEN.
"Have mercy!!",said BEN.


For some odd reason the instrumental version of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme was playing in the background. Kim flew down and began to slash at BEN with his sickle. Then he began to hiy BEN's face with the hammer. and finally to finish his final smash he used the power of that star on his forhead to fire a laser out of Kim's mouth towrds BEN instantly turing him into dust. 
For some odd reason the instrumental version of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme was playing in the background. Kim flew down and began to slash at BEN with his sickle. Then he began to hit BEN's face with the hammer. and finally to finish his final smash he used the power of that star on his forhead to fire a laser out of his mouth towards BEN instantly turing him into dust. 


The battle was over. Kim won but then the same dark protal opened up and took Kim back into the real world. The protal created a massive shockwave blasting the roof out of his room. All of a sudden fom Kim's damaged computer for some fucking weird ass reason Sailor Moon along with the rest of the Sailor Senhi came out of the damged computer monitor.( WTF).
The battle was over. Kim won but then the same dark protal opened up and took Kim back into the real world. The protal created a massive shockwave blasting the roof and ceiling out of his room. All of a sudden from Kim's damaged computer for some fucking weird ass reason Sailor Moon along with the rest of the Sailor Senhi came out of the damged computer monitor.( WTF?).


"BEN was holding me prisoner you saved us Kim Jong-Un and the other nine senhi.",said Salior Moon.
"BEN was holding me prisoner you saved us Kim Jong-Un and the other nine senhi.",said Salior Moon.
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