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I'm a LEGO maniac.
I'm a LEGO maniac.


I can't help it. I've been building with these Danish plastic blocks for as long as I can remember. I collect all sorts of LEGO sets, everything from classic LEGOLAND Space to ''The LEGO Movie''. I've got complete sets of sixteen for every series of Minifigures, plus two Mr. Gold minifigures that I ordered off of eBay for $9999.98 each. My basement is occupied with tables and shelves adorned with models to the point where it's impossible to walk around without bumping into something. I subscribed to ''Brick Kicks'' back in 1987 and, after that went out of print, followed up with ''LEGO Mania'', ''LEGO Magazine'', ''Brickmaster Magazine'', and now ''LEGO Club Magazine'', plus issues of ''LEGO Adventures!'' and ''World Club Magazine'' that I imported from Europe. I've still got every LEGO t-shirt from the 90s even though none of them fit me now, including one AWESOME shirt that I got with some U.F.O. land rover for only $5.99. My wallet is so thin since crack is cheaper, but I'm always the first to check to see if the local LEGO Store has received the latest shipments of Ultimate Collector Series ''Star Wars'' sets. Some may say that, at the ripe age of 38, my life is a wreck... but that's the life of a LEGO Maniac.
I can't help it. I've been building with these Danish plastic blocks for as long as I can remember. I collect all sorts of LEGO sets, everything from classic LEGOLAND Space to ''The LEGO Movie''. I've got complete sets of sixteen for every series of Minifigures, plus two Mr. Gold minifigures that I ordered off of eBay for $9999.98 each. My basement is occupied with tables and shelves adorned with models to the point where it's impossible to walk around without bumping into something. I subscribed to ''Brick Kicks'' back in 1987 and, after that went out of print, followed up with ''LEGO Mania'', ''LEGO Magazine'', ''Brickmaster Magazine'', and now ''LEGO Club Magazine'', plus issues of ''LEGO Adventures!'' and ''World Club Magazine'' that I imported from Europe. I've still got every LEGO T-shirt from the 90s even though none of them fit me now, including one AWESOME shirt that I got with some U.F.O. land rover for only $5.99. My wallet is so thin since crack is cheaper, but I'm always the first to check to see if the local LEGO Store has received the latest shipments of Ultimate Collector Series ''Star Wars'' sets. Some may say that, at the ripe age of 38, my life is a wreck... but that's the life of a LEGO Maniac.


But let's talk about LEGO videogames. When ''LEGO Island'' first came out in 1997, my mind was blown. It was totally awesome, dude (and it was the 90s, which meant you could say "totally awesome, dude" in public without people staring at you)! Ever since then, I've collected every single LEGO game, plus any rereleases. This even includes titles like ''Galidor'' and ''BIONICLE: The Game'', which are total garbage but I still play them anyway because they're LEGO. And, even though TT Games' latest title ''The LEGO Movie Videogame'' is just another version of ''LEGO Star Wars'' without any of the novelty or fun of the first five hundred versions of ''LEGO Star Wars'' that they've released in the past two years, I still love it because I'm that much of a LEGO Maniac. But, sadly, there is one LEGO game that I thought that I would never be able to enjoy again... ''LEGO Universe''.
But let's talk about LEGO videogames. When ''LEGO Island'' first came out in 1997, my mind was blown. It was totally awesome, dude (and it was the 90s, which meant you could say "totally awesome, dude" in public without people staring at you)! Ever since then, I've collected every single LEGO game, plus any rereleases. This even includes titles like ''Galidor'' and ''BIONICLE: The Game'', which are total garbage but I still play them anyway because they're LEGO. And, even though TT Games' latest title ''The LEGO Movie Videogame'' is just another version of ''LEGO Star Wars'' without any of the novelty or fun of the first five hundred versions of ''LEGO Star Wars'' that they've released in the past two years, I still love it because I'm that much of a LEGO Maniac. But, sadly, there is one LEGO game that I thought that I would never be able to enjoy again... ''LEGO Universe''.