Banjo-Kazooie nuts and bolts: lost level

NOTE: THIS ALL HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE OF AN AMAZING PERSON, ME.

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When I bought xbox 360, I got 3 games. Gears of war 2, best shooter saga in in world. Fable 2, a great fantasy game. And Banjo Kazooie n&b, that was great game, but only if it didn't feature Banjo and Kazooie. If you don't know what Banjo Kazooie games were, they were great 3D platform games by Rareware. But Banjo Kazooie N&B was very different. You had to make vehicles by finding and gaining parts by quests. All BK fans hated the game, at all.

I finished the game, but somewhere on website I saw that someone was talking about a lost level in the game. His/her name was TotallyNotGrunty2014. Also there was no replies at all. He/she sayd that he found it, and he/she knows how to get into it. He/she then published a tutorial how to get in it. I wont publish it, because... Uh... Well I don't want to get you in a this... Shit...

Well, after hours of trying to get in the lost level, I got in! I was so happy! But the level looked weird at all... It was something that looked like a graveyard. Tombstones everywhere... Crows... Blood and bones... It was scary. The sky was dark, and it had a scary big moon. There were no stars at all. I was a bit scared, but I wanted to see the level more. I sat into a plane I made. I flyed on a mountain, that was pitch black, because I saw a strange figure. It looked a bit like Grunty... Yeah ... It was Grunty... I pressed X to talk to her. That what she sayd completely scared me. Grunty didn't talk in rhimes like before, that was weird. Well, she sayd "Welcome bird and bear, so you didn't fear? Well, let's play a game..." Kazooie sayd "I thought you are stuck in LOG's game store making games! How could a ugly witch like you escape? Well, what's the game?" Banjo asked Grunty what's the game too, because idk. Granty sayd "Well, the rules of this game is... Don't move so I can catch you! You wouldn't escape at all. I always wanted to take a taste of this chicken's meat... Hmmm... And from you, bear, I will make a nice carpet..." She then looked at me. " and you... You will work for me... Until I take taste of your meat..." She then looked back at Banjo and Kazooie. I was so scared. My head was full of questions. Is this dream? Will I survive? I then choosed a vehicle. She sayd " Let the game begin" She then laughted evil. So I tryed to ride away as I can, but her vehicle was damn fast, and she defeated me. When she got me, Banjo sayd " Oh god no... Kazooie... Fly away as you can!" Kazooie didn't say anything, and flyed away. But Grunty had a chameleon tongue, so she catched Kazooie. She then eated her. I will never forget Banjo's look. He was so scared, that he couldn't move. Grunty sayd "Yummy, this is better than KFC..." she then looked at Banjo with evil smirk. Then the screen cut black, and after 20 minutes of looking at black screen, I could see how Grunty had a carpet, made out of Banjo. She had still red feathers and blood next to mouth. She killed her pink cat, and made hat out of her. Then she looked at me. She sayd "Now, it's time... For you" I fainted. Later I woke up in her house. I was a vulture. She then sayd " Oh.. So you woke up... Well, I am TotallyNotGrunty2014. Well, you have to do something to me, or you will end up like Kazooie." She then licked her lips. I sayd " A-and whats that...?" She then sayd " well, you'll have to defeat LOG. He was ugly anyways." I then asked her "But... How?" She, withoun saying anything gave a sniper. I then got back to Showdown town. I saw LOG while I was flying. I aimed... And shot LOG into butt. LOG, then looked at the directionon where I was. He teleported next to me. I was scared. He says " Why did you hurt my butt? What do I have now to shit, sit or talk with? Wow... What a bad vulture... " I then says him what happened. He sayd " Well, youre forgiven. But, where's that lost level?" I then showed him where the level is. He sat into tank and killed Grunty. But he couldn't revive Banjo and Kazooie.

So, here I am. I am a vulture, I have to do all that hard work LOG or other people want from me. I just replaced Banjo and Kazooie. I just sometimes don't understand, why me? Also, I am professional sniper. I am now writing this, to save you from things that happened to me. If you find someone named TotallyNotGrunty2014, leave, and commit suicide.