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"Can I have Porridge and Honey, it's in memory of the Landbear next door." I said.
 
"A frown grew upon her smiling face. She jumped on top of me and started scartchingscratching me in the face, I tried to block her attacks but to no avail, I grabbed the table and smacked her over the head with it and ran into my new room in the Beartel (Bear hotel.) I tried to disinfect the wounds on my face due to the Bearchef, I disinfected some of them, but others got infected. I decided to go to sleep, when I woke up, I turned on the TVB (I was gonna put TB, but TB is a blood disease and I didn't want to upset anyone.) and put the channel on Bear News.
 
"This is Beareaking news." said the Bear reporter, at this point I had facepalmed myself. "Lord Teddington has said that a HUMAN, was insulting everybear. He needs to be exterminated."
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BEARS!
 
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