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Hi my name is Billy. One day I was rollin' (HATERS GUN HATE) along the Great Sea when all of a sudden my ship sank! What the fuck, Linebeck?! When I saved and came back I was inside Beedle's shop ship but something was really REALLY wrong. I couldn't get out the door and the only things for sale were 3 things that looked like disks called "Exe" for only 6 rupees each! I decided to see what these were, so I talked to Beedle, who looked pretty pissed by the way. Then, all of a sudden, my DS let out a REALLY loud "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" sound! I tossed it across the room out of shock and then checked to see if it was okay. It was closed, and when I opened it up Beedle's dialog box was open, but everything was dark and red tinted, and I had 666 Rupees! Beedle's text said "OOOOHHHH''' '''Buy something from me, Billy." Billy is my real name! I only entered a username, not my real name! I passed it all off as a glitch and proceeded to the purchase menu. When I tapped on one of the Exes, Beedle simply told me "OOOOHHHH Buy this now, Billy." Why do I need these? Anyway, I bought it for 6 Rupees. He said "OOOOHHHH That brings your points to 6. Buy more, Billy." I bought the other one. "OOOOHHHH That puts your points at 66. Buy more, Billy." Wow, 60 points for a 6 Rupee item! The last one got me 600 points! What a steal! After that, Beedle said "OOOOHHHH
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