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Before you go to sleep at night, don't ever yorkle your dickadoo...
 
I was 1620. Jessa the class tits at the time, came over to my desk and asked me for some dickalickin
 
while her parents weren't home.
 
Being the confident boyman I was, I could never decline a good boinkadoink.. perhaps even a little load lifting, since I haven't been to the gym in a while.
 
Little did I know, Jessa wanted to pump the lumps that same night, inviting me to her house before bedtime for a sleepover and some good quicker oats.
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