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Ever since I met ben Drowned I changed my name to Sally Drowned and we got married. Every day we kill kids and adults by stabbing them and then we make out ontop of theyre bodies. It's so hot. The impeccable urges within my womanhood desire his sexual organs, and he loving carresses me as a being until I can no longer feel anything but the love and comfort of Mr Drowned. His love not only makes me a pretentious assh0le, but it makes me a great writer too. I am writing this story to proclaim my love for Ben, for he is my one and only lover. Only he can satisfy my womanly desires, and only he shall kill with me. If you think this is a lie, you have to resend this to ten people so my writing can be shown to the world. If not, I will be behind you right now. So don't turn around!
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JEremy was a ten year old boy who lived in a house. He saw her story and didnt want sally to kill him, but he didn't beleive in her. Instead, he went to bed without resending the story. Big msitake. At 6:66 AM in the morning he woke up to the sound of crashing in his house. He got up to investigate and went to the bathroom. After peeing, he went to the kitchen for a drink. You see, Jeremy was a chronic pisser and drinker. As he pissed, he would drink more. As he drank more, he would need t piss again. It was a cycle that, if broken, would not please the dark lords, and of that much Jeremy was certain. He walked into the kitchen and saw his parents. THeir jaws were snapped and there was blood everwhere. Engraved into their flesh were the letters 666. Jeremy turned to run but sally was there and shoved him back. He got a plate and threw it at her but she dodged it and ben was behind Jeremy! Jeremy swung at ben and ben snapped his arm. Jeremy screamed and kicked ben in the face before Sally took a knife and stabbed JEremy in the face repeatedly. He screamed and died and blood drenched both the lovers as they embraced eachother and their tounges dove down their throats.
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