Benthelunatic

I'm a huge Ben the Looney fan, much like everyone else. I've never watched glitchy or hacked videos before, though I never want to watch any. I was on YouTube, and I saw in my peripheral vision, that Ben The Looney had uploaded a video, as usual and left. I went to see what it was, and I realized that he made a rant on Gravity Falls, and I was like, "AWESOME!!!" cause I'm a big Gravity Falls fan and if anyone were to criticize it, I would break their bones.

I put the video in my dvd player and it started out normal, UNTIL...

Ben had this creepy smile on his face, like the beginning of RebelTaxi's video called, "I hate 90s kids". I figured it was a glitch and continued watching.

Ben said, "Hello. And welcome back to Ben Kills. And when I was a kid, I used to have a penis. But the doctor had it surgically removed. He payed the price though... in BLOOD."

I was scared, I tried changing the channel but the remote was missing it's batteries. There was nothing I could do, so I continued watching.

The animation was unusually sloppier than normal. Like an amateur animation on Newgrounds or DeviantArt. It still didn't bother me.

"Tonight, I shall be killing Mr. Enter. That bitch owes me money. Lets go."

Everything turned live action, and it was actually Ben Tannehill in a black hoodie! He had black eyes with red dots! He had a machete! He walked over to Mr. Enter's house and killed him! It was so real! This wasn't acting, it was real! The blood was hyper-realistic, as if you could actually feel the fur.

The art changed, the colors inverted and Ben turned into this:

"Thanks for the money, bitch!" Ben said as he took the money.

I was crying salty hyper-realistic tears. I called 911, the SWAT team, the armed forces!

....They never came.

Well, shit.

The next day, I messaged Ben about the episode I watched, and this is what he had to say:

"WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THAT TAPE?"

I was confused.

"I MADE THAT IN 2001! I made it with a couple friends as a joke and posted it to YouTube that very night. We aren't really that sick. A lot of people hated it, so I buried it, never to be seen again. Tell anyone about this and I swear to God, I'll make a rant video about you."

I spoke with Mr. Enter about the video, and he thought I was crazy. I'm never watching Ben's videos again. Ever.

Bye.

(Written by BelaireIsland)