Benthelunatic
I'm a huge Ben the Looney fan, much like everyone else. I've never watched glitchy or hacked videos before, though I never want to watch any. I was on YouTube, and I saw in my peripheral vision, that Ben The Looney had uploaded a video, as usual and left. I went to see what it was, and I realized that he made a rant on Gravity Falls, and I was like, "AWESOME!!!" cause I'm a big Gravity Falls fan and if anyone were to criticize it, I would break their bones.
I put the video in my dvd player and it started out normal, UNTIL...
![](http://static.miraheze.org/trollpastawiki/d/d9/Ben_kills.png)
Ben had this creepy smile on his face, like the beginning of RebelTaxi's video called, "I hate 90s kids". I figured it was a glitch and continued watching.
Ben said, "Hello. And welcome back to Ben Kills. And when I was a kid, I used to have a penis. But the doctor had it surgically removed. He payed the price though... in BLOOD. Type O"
I was scared, I tried changing the channel but the remote was missing it's batteries. There was nothing I could do, so I continued watching.
The animation was unusually sloppier than normal. Like an amateur animation on Newgrounds or DeviantArt. It still didn't bother me.
"Tonight, I shall be killing Mr. Enter. That bitch owes me money. Lets go."
Everything turned live action, and it was actually Ben Tannehill in a black hoodie! He had black eyes with red dots! He had a machete! He walked over to Mr. Enter's house and killed him until he was dead! It was so real! This wasn't acting, it was real! The blood was hyper-realistic, as if you could actually feel the fur.
The art changed, the colors inverted and Ben turned into this:
![](http://static.miraheze.org/trollpastawiki/4/4d/Ben_kills_copy.png)
"Thanks for the money, bitch!" Ben said as he took the money.
I was crying salty hyper-realistic tears. I called 911, the SWAT team, the armed forces!
....They never came.
Well, shit.
The next day, I messaged Ben about the episode I watched, and this is what he had to say:
"WHERE THE FLUBBERNUGGET DID YOU FIND THAT TAPE?"
I was confused.
"I MADE THAT IN 2001! I made it with a couple friends as a joke and posted it to YouTube that very night. We aren't really that sick. A lot of people hated it, so I buried it, never to be seen again. Tell anyone about this and I swear to God, I'll make a rant video about you."
I spoke with Mr. Enter about the video, and he thought I was crazy. I'm never watching Ben's videos again. Ever.
Bye.
(Written by BelaireIsland)