Bewitched Cellular behaviors Ruined My Life: Difference between revisions

The year after, in my new school, I got it together a little more. I found some better games, sure, but I also got a job at the garage. Oh, also, everybody loved me. I didn't even have to smoke that much to get in with the cool kids either. I only did it a little bit, on special occassionsoccasions. Take for instance that day where that bitch drunkenly tried to sexually assault me. That was unique. But I'm getting ahead of myself. So it started off pretty mild as far as social involvement went, but it accelerated. I'm being completely honest here.

There were some interesting rumoursrumors about him to. People were saying he was the "One," whatever that meant. I sent out on my own quest to figure it out. Turns out, he apparently introduced the occult to the school, and nobody knew who was in it. Some waves of hysteria had apparently flooded into the school and he was elected as the chief of the "Anti-Occult League." The students elected McCarthy because he was chief of a similar organization called the "Council of Killing Communists." Although he was later found to have been a member of the occult himself, and suspended for month, the same hasn't been said about his economic philosophy beliefs. Everyone just shuts up about him now under administrative directive.

That's about it. That is the official testimony I wish to submit and why I plead innocent. Just some last remarks to relate to my moral claim. I seem to have accidentally picked up some of the traits of my classmates in school. I'm chunky as fuck, contracted aspergersAsperger's syndrome (which makes me severely detail-oriented), and I'm really into anime now. Those occult fuckers really rubbed off on me. How the hell did it take you retarded feds so long to catch up to me?