Blarble Blornets: Difference between revisions

▲[[File:Blenderman_2.jpg|thumb|left|63px]]DAY 1:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Just yesterday, I had finally finished building my house, but this morning, I woke up to find that an enderman had teleported inside.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>This enderman seemed to be glitched.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Where his face should have been, there was just a blank space.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I ever so creatively decided to call this blank enderman “The Blenderman.”<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I get the feeling I’m going to be seeing more of him later, so I decided to start writing this journal.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>If I go insane and commit suicide, I want whoever finds this journal to post everything written here on /x/.

▲DAY 2:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I found an NPC village.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I built a lot of doors and got them to have some children.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>After that, I think I saw The Blenderman in the nearby woods.

▲DAY 3:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>This morning, I went into the village to sell some of my wheat.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>All the village’s children were nowhere to be found, and the adults were all inside, and did not leave their houses no matter how bright it was.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I’m worried that I might not be able to get them to breed.

▲[[File:Blenderman_4.jpg|thumb|340px]]DAY 4:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>As it was getting late, I found out that I had to find 8 pieces of paper that were scattered throughout a nearby park (don’t ask me why).<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I took a single redstone torch with me, hopped a fence, and went to find 8 pages.

▲After I found the first page, I started to see The Blenderman.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Every time he entered my field of view, my screen would fill up with static.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>He started to show up more often the more pages I collected.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>After collecting the fifth one, he finally got me.

▲DAY 5:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>When The Blenderman killed me, and I re-spawned in my bed,<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I saw this creature sitting at the foot of my bed.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>It looked like an emaciated dog that had been hit by a car, and he had bladed rake like hands.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Since it was unfair for hostile mobs to spawn-camp me, I set the difficulty to peaceful until I recovered my possessions.

▲When I got home, I saw The Blenderman standing outside.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I have no idea how long he’s been just sitting there, staring into my attic window.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I must have mistaken him for a tree, somehow.

▲[[File:Blenderman_5.jpg|thumb|left|180px]]After much brooding and dreading, I got my bow and took a shot at him through the window.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>It was rather embarrassing, since I forgot that arrows can’t penetrate glass, so I had to just sit there looking like an idiot while the Blenderman mocked me through my arrow-punctured window.

▲DAY 6 - AFTERMATH:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I posted my story on /x/, and everyone called it unoriginal.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Some even called it a blatant rip off of a certain other creepy pasta.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I don’t know what they’re talking about; this story is nothing like Herobrine.