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The projection on my screen then triggered a Nuclear Fission within my Commodore69, in which i managed to survive. However, Jar Jar Binks then proceeded spring out, straight outta nowhere. But this was not puppet, not a cosplayer, not even an otherkin, but rather a Living, Breathing, Nipple Clamp Lovin', Urinal Cake Curdien', Corn Boy Eaten', Jizz Stain Jocky, Jar Jar Bipolar, Brothers Grunt Fanboy, uses BBQ Sauce as lube, '''🅱️inks!'''
Jar Jar then proceeded to repeatedly stab me to death with his Erect Penis. In the afterlife, I take the form of an Albino Corgi. As for you, the reader,you died from choking on a Grain of Salt before you could even finish reading this story.
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