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Thermometer (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The MK8 blue shell just kinds of rolls into your field of view, does a couple spins around your head as if it were to say “alright, I’m here now, let’s get this over with”, then just kind of plops down on you. You spin out, say “damn, blue shell” and continue your race. The MKWii blue shell? That is not a shell, that is a winged psychopath wanted for war crimes in 27 different countries. The second you throw it it fires directly ahead, and you can only imagi...") |
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The MK8 blue shell just kinds of rolls into your field of view, does a couple spins around your head as if it were to say “alright, I’m here now, let’s get this over with”, then just kind of plops down on you. You spin out, say “damn, blue shell” and continue your race.
The MKWii blue shell? That is not a shell, that is a winged psychopath wanted for war crimes in 27 different countries. The second you throw it it fires directly ahead, and you can only imagine what will happen seven spots ahead while clenching your teeth together. When you hear the shrill rapid beeping, you get
And the way it drops down? Scratch that, POUNCES ON YOU? The motion it does when chasing you is a rhythmic, side-to-side dance of death, as if it is already savoring your inescapable demise. As it hovers above you, the wings spread, it bends down at the apex so that the demon possessing the godforsaken thing can you look upon your despair. And in a flash, it smashes into you, eviscerating you, your items and any hope that you may win this game.
There is only one way to defeat this
But for just how long are you going to get lucky?
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