Blues Clues: Disability Aid for Impaired Humans: Difference between revisions

[[File:CREEPYPASTA Blue's Clues Lost Episode|thumb|right|335 px]] You know, I always liked Blue's Clues. It was a show about a lonely man who lived in his apartment, and seemed to have issues solving very simple dilemmas. He was guided by his dog, Blue, a blue dog. It's a great show with a lot of mentally stimulating material.

But, what a lot of people don't know, is that various elements of the original plotline were stripped out in favor of more "family friendly" entertainment. The pilot episode created by Todd Kessler (and whoever David Venial was) was making an interesting take on the original idea, though maybe slightly more adult in tone. Steve, for example, is slightly blind, this is why he had his dog Blue: a seeing eye-dog was meant to help him find things. The clues were intended to be the dog trying to assist Steven things like, finding groceries, or going to the bathroom.

The episode starts slightly differently, instead of the yellow book saying "Blue's Clues", we see a book titled, "Disability Aid for Impaired Humans". A picture of a skeleton man in a top hat and a cane is on the cover. Indeed, the show looked a little different. The show used computer-generated stills to render it's backdrops, but these stills were grainier in the lower quality. The yard looked fairly unkempt and dirty for example, and another issue I noticed which became more and more glaringly obvious as time progressed, was that Steve had two dark circles under his eyes. Indeed, Steve looked a little sick. The little did I know how sick Steve was... Steve, looked sick.

Anyway, Steve was played by the same actor but, he was much slower. He had a speech impediment which made his words slightly slurry.

"Not what I was expecting..." Steve said with a scowl, "...I don't have any friends..."

He pointed at the camera and smiled at it as it zoomed into his face, revealing a disheveled amount of beard stubble.

Blue is seen in the corner tugging away at a corner of a rug. As Steve continues to talk, the rug is pulled more and more, revealing a trapdoor. A symbol of an eye is carved on the door with the Latin phrase, "Kicus Bardis", which roughly translates to, "Unintelligent Blind man". Steve is visibly shaking as he adjusts his house's thermostat. the thermostat is a real thermostat, not a drawn-in one. In fact, many of the objects of would-be-drawn-in are more like pasted on clipart.

Steve sees that the soap has a face, and while it's a cute smiley face he looks really confused. He begins to freak out and throws the soap in the toilet; flushing it down as it screams bloody murder. He notices tiny faces on all of his other cosmetic and hygiene products.

Blue winked at the camera and led Steve into the kitchen area.

Steve walked into the kitchen, which had a small fire burning in the corner. The utensil drawer was shaking. There were living utensils in there, and he knew it. Steve bumped into the side of the table and fell down. Blue placed a paw-print... the first clue... Sitting on the table behind Steve, there was a blue paw-print on a cucumber. The first clue. Blue seemed slightly sinister looking. There were six copies of a slightly transparent Blue sprite all aired all over each other.

It was the same thing it always was a clue. And the clue is clearly visible, so why couldn't Steve see it? A strange figure in a cloak slid across the room without moving it's legs, it had been a prop on wheels, but whatever it was, it took several random items such as chairs and bowls as it made it's rounds across the room.

"What is it?"

That voice came from the other room.

The phone's disconnected.

Steve is shown walking over to his door to lock it with great paranoia. He makes a huge deadbolt across the room and turns around to adjust a crooked picture of the room he's in on the wall.

The third clue was on Steve's right butt-cheek.

The teeth began to rotate in a machine like fashion, but Steve ran to the other room. The door was gone, he tried desperately to draw with a crayon, but the fire from the kitchen made the home so hot, the crayon melted into the wall. A bloody wheelchair with leeches laid in the corner. Blue's head elongated by a foot in length, and his eyes grew as wide as saucers. Talon-like claws grew from her skin, and her rows of teeth begin to grind up the backdrop.

He ran over to it, he pulled it open; diving into it. Blue's monstrous teeth chattered as she began to sprout bony wings and blood began to pull from beneath her feet. Her stomach opens up in highly realistic gore and begins spewing mammoth chunks from everywhere. Massive columns of fire rapped from behind her as the walls cracked and broke. A strange hollow soulless noise began to envelope the screen as the demonic like spikes grew from the ground around him.

Two dozen dead bodies lay at the bottom of the trap door. Steve stumbled over them, his blindness not letting him see what they were. The blood-red dog-like demon bit into Steve's arm; leaving a gnarl mess. Steve reached across the floor and picked up a crowbar, lifted it, and slammed it brutally into Red's skull. Cracking it into bloody pieces. Red exploded; sending gore flying in all directions.

Steve slammed against the wall and joined the pile of bodies that were lying face down on the floor. The center of the explosion had revealed Red's true core. A little skeleton man in a top hat, and a monocle, began to dance around. He did all kinds of crazy dances with a sinister smile. As the skeletal man began to dance like Michigan J. Frog, a voice whispered,

I personally looked around my own home and saw nothing. The tape should've ended there. The credits to the children's program began to roll but... They were abruptly cut by some random conversation bybetween withtwo people.

The camera cut to Steve with two abyss like holes that were wider than normal eye sockets. deep within his eye sockets there was like nothingness as he smiled and enjoyed his pizza.

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