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Bob was not always a punching bag for the entire world. Believe it or not Bob was once the most talkative man in all of Alaska. He had a good job and a nice house. Everything was going well for ole Bob until he met her.
Bob married his wife Bobby in the summer of 1980. Bobby always hated her husband and would always interrupt him whenever he'd go to say
Now before meeting Bobby, Bob lived a very normal life. He was born in Alaska in 1958 and was a straight B student at school like some kind of Barry B Benson. After graduating, Bob went straight into the vast world of business. He managed to land an apprenticeship under Humpty Dumpty the insane and very creepy owner of Kinder Enterprises. He soon rose through the ranks of the company to become Humpty's right-hand man and direct advisor. His quick witted nature allowed for the company to make deals with other chocolate manufacturers which led to them making more money and Bob's promotion.
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Bob and Chapman began scheming to set fire to the Kinder Enterprises Building. This in Bob's mind was the ultimate revenge. He could not think of anything better. The day after getting fired, Bob and Chapman sat in the Starbucks across the street from the building as Humpty Dumpty and Ping closed up for the night. Bob and Chapman watched them leave in order to make sure the coast was clear. They left Starbucks and ran across the street to the front gate of the building. Bob still had his security card on him which allowed him full access to the building at any time.
Bob and Chapman made their way inside the building carrying four very large and heavy bottles of gasoline. The pair poured the gasoline all over the floor. However just as Bob was about to set the place ablaze he received a phone call from Humpty Dumpty. "Me scruple now." Humpty said before the phone was handed over to his translator Ping. "Mr Humpty would like to say sorry Bob. We just found out that Shaw
The very next day, Bob moved out of town with his wife to the woods. He faked his death by paying Chapman to say that Bob died whilst trying to stop the fire. Humpty Dumpty wasn't affected much by the loss of his building as his company was still making millions upon millions in dollars. Bob meanwhile fell into despair. He had wiped out an entire village and lost his chance at getting his job back. This is what led to Bob losing his voice.
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