Bootysnap.pk3
I was about 11 years old, bored after school. I was on the /idgames archive, looking for some cool new DOOM WADs to play, when I stumble across this one called "Bootysnap.pk3". "Seems legit", I thought to myself. The name was tantalizing; it beckoned me to run it. So, I downloaded it, and ran it on ZDoom. The first thing I see is that the background is taken straight out of the hentai anime Cream Lemon. I know this because I've probably jacked off to it more times I can imagine; there truly is nothing that allows my cum to flow more than that show.
The logo sprite was the same, except the letter M was replaced with G. DOOG 2, it said. Of course, this was quite "sus" as the kids say. But, I soldiered on. So, the first level had a MIDI of Savage Garden's "Truly Madly Deeply" playing, and it started off in this forest with a shotgun right in front of your starting position. The place was quite serene, and the tree sprites were very nice looking. There were lampposts, which were turned off, but 8-directional. "This guy knows how to design a map." I thought to myself.
Running ahead, I reached a building which looked like some sort of base. The place was white on the outside, and after opening its door, I was greeted to a beautifully made building. There were 2 sergeants, and after taking them out, I acquire the shotgun. However, when I processed forth, the level ended abruptly. The name of the level was "Shart" and the background image was a black woman smiling with the caption "My Husband Can Only Sex Me In The Sofa".
Curiously, the percentages of enemies killed and secrets was 666%. "What the fuck? This is weird." I said audibly. The second level was titled "Spawning Vats", and for the first couple of rooms it was just like the level from DOOM 1. However, it took a weird turn after I opened a random door. It cut to this sprite of Sonic standing naked with a 12 inch cock. "Wtf?" I thought to myself. Then, some text showed up. It said: "You're thought you can ecsape? You can not. Prepare for final ;)". Then, the level ends, and the next level was titled "..."
So then, I start in this red, empty room. Walking forward I see text that says "Matthew, you're die in 24 hours :)". HOW DID IT KNOW MY NAME? I was freaked out. It then cuts to this image of a Tupac having sex with a catgirl Tomoko Kuroki. It then says "YOU'RE ASS SHALL BE FUCKED ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS!" and right after that, I felt a presence behind me. But, before I could process how it looked, it took off my pants and rammed me raw in the ass till I died.
The end.
