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I was working as an intern ay Nickeloden Studios. I got to see the episodes of SpongeBob that were supposedly locked in the Nickeloden Vaults. I honestly found some gems like a unaired version of WhoBob Whatpants. But, that’s a story for another day. I finally finished my taxes because the cops were on my ass at any given moment. Those pigs. Oink oink. |
I was working as an intern ay Nickeloden Studios. I got to see the episodes of SpongeBob that were supposedly locked in the Nickeloden Vaults. I honestly found some gems like a unaired version of WhoBob Whatpants. But, that’s a story for another day. I finally finished my taxes because the cops were on my ass at any given moment. Those pigs. Oink oink. Damn motherfuckers. |
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But, back to what I was saying. I saw a lot of SpongeBob episodes. Some of them had names that I thought were jokes. Like for example; Squidward Spreads Rumours about Patrick’s Micropenis, SpongeBob Gets His Hand Trapped in a Meat Grinder and Sandy Cheats on SpongeBob for Reddit Karma. Just to name a few. One episode was, different, however. |
But, back to what I was saying. I saw a lot of SpongeBob episodes. Some of them had names that I thought were jokes. Like for example; Squidward Spreads Rumours about Patrick’s Micropenis, SpongeBob Gets His Hand Trapped in a Meat Grinder and Sandy Cheats on SpongeBob for Reddit Karma. Just to name a few. One episode was, different, however. |
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Squidward was pissed. So, he seemed to burst the window open. He looked down, screamed. He looked up. He looked enraged. |
Squidward was pissed. So, he seemed to burst the window open. He looked down, screamed. He looked up. He looked enraged. |
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''<nowiki/>'Will you |
''<nowiki/>'Will you fucking shitheads shut the fuck up? I need to fucking practice for my fucking concert, you fucking cocksuckers!''' |
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I couldn’t believe my ears. Squidward swore? He flipped off the camera. My heart started to bound. What could be wrong about watching more? I should’ve stopped. |
I couldn’t believe my ears. Squidward swore? He flipped off the camera. My heart started to bound. What could be wrong about watching more? I should’ve stopped. |
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It cut to Squidward, playing at the Bubble Bowl. But this time, it was called the Cock & Balls Bowl. Strange. I kept watching. |
It cut to Squidward, playing at the Bubble Bowl. But this time, it was called the Cock & Balls Bowl. Strange. I kept watching. |
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Squidward started to play his instrument. He played lots of ear-splitting notes. Blaring out of the speakers. It made my heart beat fast. It zoomed into Squidward’s face. He seemed to be sweating. In the background, I noticed something. A giant dildo statue was visable outside of the bubble. The statue |
Squidward started to play his instrument. He played lots of ear-splitting notes. Blaring out of the speakers. It made my heart beat fast. It zoomed into Squidward’s face. He seemed to be sweating. In the background, I noticed something. A giant dildo statue was visable outside of the bubble. The statue began to cum out what looked like hyper-realistic jizz. It cut to a POV of Squidward. His vision was getting blurry. He stopped playing. He was shaking and crying. |
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The crowd didn’t seem to like that. So, they decided to say some things. For example, SpongeBob said something mean. This is what he said. |
The crowd didn’t seem to like that. So, they decided to say some things. For example, SpongeBob said something mean. This is what he said. |
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''<nowiki/>'Squidward is coming, lock your doors, you will die.''' |
''<nowiki/>'Squidward is coming, lock your doors, you will die.''' |
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The tape ended with brown static. I was shocked. So shocked. The person who made it got arrested for making it by the local officers of the state of Ohio. For reasons. Obvious reasons. I never touched that tape again. Yeah. So, that's where I stop. Never watch that episode. Or else Squidward will get |
The tape ended with brown static. I was shocked. So shocked. The person who made it got arrested for making it by the local officers of the state of Ohio. For reasons. Obvious reasons. I never touched that tape again. Yeah. So, that's where I stop. Never watch that episode. Or else Squidward will get you… |
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