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I was working as an intern at Nickeloden Studios because plot. I got to see the episodes of SpongeBob that were 'supposedly' locked in the Nickeloden Vaults. I honestly found some gems like a unaired version of WhoBob Whatpants. But, that’s a story for another day. I finally finished my taxes because the cops were on my ass at any given moment. Those pigs. Oink oink. Damn little motherfuckers with their rules and regulations. Bleh! Who gives a flying crap?
I was working as an intern at Nickeloden Studios because plot. I got to see the episodes of SpongeBob that were 'supposedly' locked in the Nickeloden Vaults. Maybe? I don't know. I honestly found some gems like a unaired version of WhoBob Whatpants. But, that’s a story for another day. I finally finished my taxes because the cops were on my ass at any given moment. Those pigs. Oink oink. Damn little motherfuckers with their rules and regulations. Bleh! Who gives a flying shit?


But, back to what I was saying. I saw a lot of SpongeBob episodes. Some of them had names that I thought were jokes. Like for example; Squidward Spreads Rumours about Patrick’s Micropenis, SpongeBob Gets His Hand Trapped in a Meat Grinder and Sandy Cheats on SpongeBob for Reddit Karma. Just to name a few. One episode was, different, however.
But, back to what I was saying. I saw a lot of SpongeBob episodes. Some of them had names that I thought were jokes. Like for example; Squidward Spreads Rumours about Patrick’s Micropenis, SpongeBob Gets His Hand Trapped in a Meat Grinder and Sandy Cheats on SpongeBob for Reddit Karma. Just to name a few. One episode was, different, however.
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''<nowiki/>'Will you fucking shitheads shut the fuck up? I need to fucking practice for my fucking concert, you fucking cocksuckers!'''
''<nowiki/>'Will you fucking shitheads shut the fuck up? I need to fucking practice for my fucking concert, you fucking cocksuckers!'''


I couldn’t believe my ears. Squidward swore? He flipped off the camera. My heart started to bound. What could be wrong about watching more? I should’ve stopped.
I couldn’t believe my ears. Squidward swore? He flipped off the camera. My heart started to pound. What could be wrong about watching more? I should’ve stopped…


The sky got darker. The screen started to flash and Squidward seemed to be made out of flesh. Hyper-realistic flesh. It wasn’t CGI. Crazy, I know.
The sky got darker. The screen started to flash and Squidward seemed to be made out of flesh. Hyper-realistic flesh. It wasn’t CGI. Crazy, I know.
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''<nowiki/>'Squidward is coming, lock your doors, you will die.'''
''<nowiki/>'Squidward is coming, lock your doors, you will die.'''


The tape ended with brown static. I was shocked. So shocked. The person who made it got arrested for making it by the local officers of the state of Ohio. For reasons. Obvious reasons. I never touched that tape again. Yeah. So, that's where I stop. Never watch that episode. Or else Squidward will get you…
The tape ended with brown static. I was shocked. So shocked. The person who made it got arrested for making it by the local officers of the state of Ohio. For reasons. Obvious reasons. I never touched that tape again. Yeah. So, that's where I stop. Never watch that episode. Or else Squidward will end you. Also, I've never told anyone about Brown Mist. Until now.


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