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Butt Monster

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THIS ONE TIME, I WAS ASLEEP. THEN I WOKE UP. I WOKE UP BECAUSE I FARTED IN MY SLEEP. RIGHT AFTER I WOKE UP, I SAW IT. THE BUTT MONSTER. I COULD SEE THE SILHOUETTE IN MY DOORWAY. IT SMELLED ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE POOP, PERHAPS ONLY WITHIN A 7% MARGIN OF ERROR OF FECAL MATTER'S CONSISTENCY. I WAS SO SCARED THAT I PRETENDED TO BE ASLEEP. I PRETENDED FOR SO LONG THAT I ACTUALLY FELL ASLEEP.

TO THIS DAY, I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT BECAUSE I'M SO SCARED THAT THE BUTT MONSTER WILL COME BACK AND MAKE ME FART WHEN I DON'T WANT TO. ALSO, EVERY TIME I POOP NOW, THE BUTT MONSTER PEEKS HER HEAD AROUND MY SHOWER CURTAIN WITH A GRIN ON HIS FACE. HE'S SO HAIRY.


Credited to DownvoteMe4Free 
Originally uploaded on August 7, 2014

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