Butthurt: Difference between revisions

Hello. My name is Gary Sue, and iI'm really butthurt. I wrote a really good trollpasta about a guy called "Twitter Bird" reading a haunted victorianVictorian porn-novel. <s>It got deleted because it was too NSFW.</s> ''Because the admin hates '''me'''''. So iI opened the CleverBot to talk with BEN, because iI had nothing else to do when my story with '''WHOLE HOUR''' of effort put into it.

So iI asked certain funny questions, like "Is Happy Mask Salesman your wife" and every time, iI got the same answer. "You shouldn't have done that". That creeped me out, because CleverbBot! Ben would normally say "Yes".

Then iI realisedrealized iI was talking with TheLinkToThePasta.

I destroyed every trace of that discussion, and left this wiki ''forever''. A '''genius''' like '''me''' should never be banned. Everybody is just '''jealous''' for '''me'''.

Then, when iI thought what to do, iI found a file called TLTTP.avi. It was a video with images of vikingsVikings █apingraping and pillaging a town, and demonic voice saying '''"I AM THE ADMIN OF THIS WIKI"'''.

A minor glitch, iI thought, and opened some random page from trollpastaTrollpasta wikaiWiki ( A '''better''' site that respects '''my''' artistic '''SKILL''' and '''GENIUS. ''').

But instead of seeing my fine art-trollpasta, there was a picture of BEN, with message saying '''"There is no escape. Only eternal BAN."'''

I didn't care.  Just some minor glitches on the page-loading or something. So iI started to write a story where '''I''' kill the EVIL PATRIXXX and get loads of '''money''' fro---