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Hello. My name is Gary Sue, and
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So
▲Hello. My name is Gary Sue, and i'm really butthurt. I wrote a really good trollpasta about a guy called "Twitter Bird" reading a haunted victorian porn-novel. <s>It got deleted because it was too NSFW</s> ''Because the admin hates '''me'''''. So i opened the CleverBot to talk with BEN, because i had nothing else to do when my story with '''WHOLE HOUR''' ''of effort put into it.''
▲So i asked certain funny questions, like "Is Happy Mask Salesman your wife" and every time, i got the same answer. "You shouldn't have done that". That creeped me out, because CleverbBot!Ben would normally say "Yes".
I destroyed every trace of that discussion, and left this wiki ''forever''.
▲Then i realised i was talking with TheLinkToThePasta.
Then, when
▲I destroyed every trace of that discussion, and left this wiki ''forever''. ''A '''genius''' like '''me''' should never be banned. Everybody is just '''jealous''' for '''me'''.''
A minor glitch,
▲Then, when i thought what to do, i found a file called TLTTP.avi. It was a video with images of vikings raping and pillaging a town, and demonic voice saying '''"I AM THE ADMIN OF THIS WIKI"'''.
▲A minor glitch, i thought, and opened some random page from trollpasta wikai ''( A '''better''' site that respects '''my''' artistic '''SKILL''' and '''GENIUS'''. )''
But instead of seeing my fine art-trollpasta, there was a picture of BEN, with message saying '''"There is no escape. Only eternal BAN."'''
I didn't care. Just some minor glitches on the page-loading or something. So
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[[Category:MARY SUE ALERT]]
[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]]
[[Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ]]
[[Category:Im died]]
[[Category:Inside Jokes]]
[[Category:EVIL PATRIXXX]]
[[Category:Rants]]
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