CHATROOM 666

okey guys todey i wils tell u dah stery of wen i wuz on deh interwebs n i wuz goin threw teh chatroems wen i cem acroos deh chatroems calls CHETROEM 666 n i wuz leik ermagerd dis r deh bast chetroom ever so den i joind deh room n der wuz noone der OR SO I THOUGHT! so den i sed somtin n dis r wut happnd.

The chatroom

Me: helloo? r der anywons hereS?

SETEN: WELCUM TOO DEH RAPES CAVES PLZ PREPERE UR ANUS!

Me: LOL WUT?

SETEN: er sry i thoot u were deh onlien hookr i ordrd sheh shud be heres by nuw

Me: lol k i r bored plz sings me a song!

• Santa* has joined the lobby

Santa: You betta nut run, Yuh bettar not hide, Yuh betta not shout IMA GOIN IN DRY!

Me: oh heys senta! I WUZ A GOOD BOY y u no givs me mah dildos?

Santa: i wuz goin too but den it wuz so bigs n juicy dat i shuvs it in mah butts n nows it r stuck :(

SETEN: GUYS STFU MY HOOKR R HERE!

HOOKR BOT 9000: heyz seten watcha weren!?

SETEN: uh 2feet strapson u?

HOOKR BOT 9000: MY DIX IMA MEHN!

SETEN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

• HOOKR BOT 9000* has left the lobby

SETEN: :(

Me: LOL GEY!

Santa: LOL PWND!

• Smile Dog* has joined the lobby

Smile Dog: HEY GUYZ!

Santa: oh gud not dis fag

• Santa* has left the lobby

Me:heyz smileys!

SETEN: HEY BITCH!

Smile Dog:HAYYY!

• Slenderman* has joined the lobby

Slenderman:SUP BITCHES!

Me: oh noes nots u!

Slenderman: why does everywon think i r eveel, all i wants r deh hugs :(

Me: -hugs-

Slenderman: -slowley shoves tentacles into buttholes-

Me: o).(o Slenderman: -kisses earlobe-

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOo!

SETEN: DIS IS TOO WIERD IM OUT!

• SETEN* has left the lobby

Slenderman: SEY MEH NEM!

Me:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

• Evil Patrixxx* has joined the lobby

Slenderman: OH NOES!

Evil patrixxx:IS MAYONESE AN INSTRUHMANT!

• Squidward Suicide* has joined the lobby

Squidward Suicide: no patrixxx, mayonase is nots an instromant

• Squidward Suicide* has left the lobby

HOW IT ENDED

Patrixxx became enraged that squidwards seds mayonase r nots n inttruhmant so den he kills him n now i will rejoin the lobby too see what happens next!

PERT 2 COMIN SOOOON