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Line 13: Me and Valdez had just finished singing one miserable Friday afternoon and preparing to head home. The bar closes much earlier on a Friday as Smoke has to listen to Rebecca Black's Friday for ten hours straight. Valdez and I reached our nest and headed inside to watch some TV. I sat down on the sofa and lit myself a cigar. I sure do love a good smoky smoke on smoke if you know what I mean. Valdez took the remote from me and changed the channel over to ~~Cartoonito~~Tiny Pop. The announcer who sounded like Cleveland Brown said that Caillou was coming on next. "Oh gosh Valdez change the channel!" I protested as Valdez said I would have to watch Caillou with him. "Do I have to?" I asked and Valdez simply replied with, "YOU MUST!" I didn't have anything better to do anyway so I agreed to watch it with him. The episode started with the normal theme song however it was anything but normal. Caillou's shirt was red instead of yellow and this made me vomit all over the place. How could it not? Also, the person singing the lyrics was not Caillou no it was Big Shaq. Also, Daddy was replaced by Squidward and Caillou was shown beating the snot out of Pennywise with a rolling pin. This was not the Caillou that I know. It's just a greasy spoon. Seriously reader clean that sucker before it attracts mould. Line 83: {{v\|reading\|qRqJCp_CsTc}} {{byGLE\|Bruno Tattagllia}} [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:Satire]] Line 91: [[Category:YT Readings]] {{Comments}} [[Category:MOTHER OF FUCK THIS PAGE IS LONG LIKE MY PAINIS]]