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Samuel Lock is your college sophomore. He likes memes, has no bitches, and most importantly, LOVES the Call of Duty franchise. With Modern Warfare II releasing, Sam knew he needed to get the new Call of Duty game, no matter the cost. While walking home from school on a seemingly normal Thursday afternoon, Sam noticed a yard sale out of the corner of his eye. The sign on the
Sam was initially taken aback because the title screen looked, how should I put this? It just looked off. The screen started erratically flickering as the title slowly appeared on screen. It said CALL OF SPOOKY MODERN BLOODSHED. Sam thought it was a last minute title alteration, ignoring the strange startup and pressing on into the game. After watching a short cutscene with some glitchy animation and horrible voice acting, Sam made it to the first mission. It said PEEL OFF YOUR SKIN. Sam was like what the fuck. Anyway he jumped out of the battle bus and parachuted down to the mission site, where he saw a boombox. This boombox was blasting Da Biggest Bird at max volume, piercing
He pulled out a fucking hatchet from his asshole and lunged at Sam with the intent to kill, but Sam had a plan. He knew JackSepticeye's weakness and planned to exploit it to his benefit. Sam juked that bitch ass attack like a fucking giga chad and pulled his cock out.
THE END, is what I would say but it
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