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I was watching my little sister and brother play Candy Land. We lived all alone since my parents were dead or something. I was the oldest, so I put on a mustache and was hired as an alligator wrangler at the local everglades, so don't think I can't afford stuff. In my spare times I'm a banana collector and packager.
The things in the Candy Land game were creepy as heck. The king on the box cover looked like he would wake up in bed with me and hand me a hamburger. Not to mention everyone's humongous, bloated heads and obsession with candy. Well, except the ice princess. She was hot. Still, I'd say it was a dystopian world in which the king was an evil dictator and the board spaces and locations represented the '''5 stages of grief'''. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and finally, acceptance.
▲[[File:Peanut.JPG|thumb|219x219px|The 5 stages of grief]]
But you could say that about a lot of other stories.
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-- Chapter "DA"
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I woke up screaming in a cold sweat. I grabbed the Candy Land board game and angrily threw it in the trash as my sister and brothers began waking up. Good timing, because it was time to drive them to school. I went to put on my fake mustache and grab a big book for a booster seat.
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I heard a "plop" come from the front door. I walked over to it and saw a DVD labeled with a black marker, "GRAMMA NUT GOES BANANAS" lying in front of the mail slot, along with a note.
The note read, "Dear Mr. Norris, we're pleased to inform you that you've been accepted at H-" "Yeah, yeah," I mumbled, crumpling the note. I got so many of those notes that they sometimes flew down all my house's orifices to get at me, with each note competing to get in my attention. I wondered if I should write them back asking them to stop it already. However, I noticed writing on the back of the page. I uncrumpled it the best I could to find what seemed to be a smear of peanut butter and the words, "YOU BUTTER DIE SOON" scrawled across.
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