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<p class="MsoNormal">Hello, Professor Innerscope here. Last time, I taught you how gas worked on the Earth. Now, that lesson, I tell you, was (and still is) completely reliable, and any student reading that automatically got an A on his/her chemistry test! [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=USI So I must be smart.]</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">Anyway, today, I will cover censorship.</p>
 
 
 
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<p class="MsoNormal">Hello, Professor Innerscope here. Last time, I taught you how gas worked on the Earth. Now, that lesson, I tell you, was (and still is) completely reliable, and any student reading that automatically got an A on his/her chemistry test! [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=USI So I must be smart.]</p>
 
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<p class="MsoNormal">Anyway, today, I will cover censorship.</p>
 
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==Examples of censorship:==
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<p class="MsoNormal">1. Person A: "Holy [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]"</p>
 
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<p class="MsoNormal">2. Area 51 expedition essay:</p>
 
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<p class="MsoNormal">3. 4kids Entertainment's anime</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Censorship, if done right, is completely acceptable. It is what keeps kids from hearing naughty things on MA rated shows. It is what brainwashes citizens. It is very useful among the government.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">3. 4kids Entertainment's anime</p>
 
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<p class="MsoNormal">Censorship, if done right, is completely acceptable. It is what keeps kids from hearing naughty things on MA rated shows. It is what brainwashes citizens. It is very useful among the government.</p>
 
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==Some things to use Censorship for:==
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<p class="MsoNormal">Censorship is very useful.</p>
 
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==Why we need Censorship:==
<p class="MsoNormal">It's obvious really. We {censored phrase} need censorship. The government is [censored root] washing our minds from [censored fragment]. Why else would [censored paragraph]. I mean, Osama Bin Laden was killed for [censored [censored censorship]] and other causes.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">As you can see, Censorship [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SOPA truly] is [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=NDAA needed]. If we support Censorship, the whole [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=WWIII world] will be saved!</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">It's obvious really. We {censored phrase} need censorship. The government is [censored root] washing our minds from [censored fragment]. Why else would [censored paragraph]. I mean, Osama Bin Laden was killed for [censored [censored censorship]] and other causes.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">As you can see, Censorship [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SOPA truly] is [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=NDAA needed]. If we support Censorship, the whole [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=WWIII world] will be saved!</p>
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