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A Terrible And Haunting Tale of Horror
First of all, Cthulhu was not around; of that I am sure. And I know you all will jump straight to conclusions and profess that it was Pipe Head Horror, and to that you would also be incorrect. You see, none of those logical explanations quite hit the mark. Oh, hi Mark.
Anyway, it all started when I was playing Pong with my best friend on PlayStationNow. I, of course, was dominating the game. Wait, no, I lost. My bad. However, this game of Pong is irrelevant.
So it was around 11:00 PM, and as I was retreating to the comfort of my bedroom to watch my mime program, it happened. Something impossible... something... unholy. Now, before you call me paranoid and behave like a foolish peasant, please understand that no one, not even a horsefly, was here in my cottage with me.
As a matter of fact, my village was complete empty. It was as if all of my familiars had vanished into thin air. Now,
Now, there is no way I
Now, I know
But why are you downloading video game knock-offs from the App Store anyway?
Well, if you failed to understand anything up to this point, at the very least remember this: Look both ways before you go to sleep, because Khufu is watching.
Now, you are sorely mistaken if you believe me to be
Anyways, I finally drifted off into a restless slumber. Abruptly, I was awakened by a loud crash.
Now, why the pharaoh Khufu was trying to slay me, I do not know. Hastily, I referred back to one of my
Unfortunately, all of
Now, are you scared yet?
If you have the cojones to read the rest of this chilling tale, then I suggest you reevaluate your life choices. But thanks for the memories, kid. Anyway, given that the Pharaoh Khufu wanted to eradicate me, I figured
So if anybody knows whether or not MilionMilerMusic has read my
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